Faulty internal clock? That’s why there’s a massive array of technological advances with external clocks and alarms. Psychologists will never cease in making up “disorders” to diagnose and “work on.” No conflict of interest there.

TSA should hire her and let her do her thing for quality-control purposes.

This is the best unpixelated Japanese porn I’ve ever seen.

$1 million just isn’t enough. My vast knowledge of movie plots reveal that there’s only a couple ways to go about this. 1) kidnap someone the target cares about so he is FORCED to act; 2) appeal to the target’s nationalism and loyalty to the motherland. That’s it. Or make it $5 million. For the risk taken (potential de…

USC has made huge strides starting in the late 90s. Before then, it was really a joke of a school - the ultimate “safety/party” school that cost way too much but was relatively easy to get in. But they’ve upped their international student population (from guess where) to around 15% of the student body, had a surge in…

File under “I am a celebrity, listen to me!” Where were you 3 months ago? Now it’s en vogue to speak up?

Yeah, this one resonates as something similar happened in my hometown. But the circumstances are infuriating. A cop was driving to an apparent robbery-in-place (ended up being a false alarm) at 7:30a ... you know, going 65 in a 35. And that specific intersection is located next to a high school. A dude was walking…

San Francisco culture needs another earthquake-and-fire, not the 1989 variety but more the 1906 version.

This would be fun (said with a looong sigh) to put as a national poll. I’d imagine 65% would say this is absolutely OK while 35% would be in opposition.

Nah, this was more likely a Putin directive. “I like ... I want.” And here we are with the car “impounded” and the owner “charged.”

And this dude’s next start-up (where he’s put $300 million of his own money) is setting up off-site kitchens for name restaurants ... so if you want a nice steak from a nice steakhouse, you can get one cooked and delivered from ANOTHER location. We must be the dumbest generation ever.

Lawyers always win.

I Believe I Can Fly vs. Believe It or Not, I’m Walking On Air. Which bro said, “Whooa ... brooooo!” upon take-off?

Sure, ballpark and team effect matter but AL pitchers by WAR (B-R):

Gerrit Cole (2.50 ERA, 326 Ks in 212 IP, 0.895 WHIP, 185 ERA+, 2.64 FIP); 6.9
Mike Minor (3.59 ERA, 200 Ks in 208 IP, 1.238 WHIP, 144 ERA+, 4.26 FIP): 7.6
Lance Lynn (3.67 ERA, 246 Ks in 208 IP, 1.219 WHIP, 141 ERA+, 3.13 FIP): 7.6

Tremendous achievement but hopefully she’ll motivate girls to pursue other sports/dreams other than wanting to become a world/Olympic gymnast.

As a Giants fan, I delight in the Dodgers’ misery but for Kershaw, it’s almost reached the point of feeling sad for the guy. Almost. He’s a first-ballot HOF and one of the best pitchers of his generation ... and arguably the worst big-name/big-game pitcher in MLB postseason history. Not sure why Maeda didn’t go…

As a Giants fan, I delight in the Dodgers’ misery but for Kershaw, it’s almost reached the point of feeling sad for the guy. Almost. He’s a first-ballot HOF and one of the best pitchers of his generation ... and arguably the worst big-name/big-game pitcher in MLB postseason history. Not sure why Maeda didn’t go out…

There’s the agony of defeat. Then there’s the agony of defeat of losing to Fognini. And then yet there’s a greater agony of defeat of losing to Fognini after he pulls his BS and you’re unable to serve it out twice in the third set.

Wu shu and Tai Chi are a great art-forms. It has next to zero value in a street fight. In most, if not all, Chinese martial arts schools, they do very little sparring other than hitting pads every now and then. And pads don’t hit back.

Who needs SI when we got you fuckers?