I love you, man.

Don't blame me because your argument is put together with all of the structural integrity of a Qatari soccer stadium. I didn't make any defense of Rice or his violence.

Just want to be clear: a woman is free to strike a man with intent to harm at her discretion, yes?

Busiest traffic on the 110 is during the 3rd and 6th inning of a Dodger game.

My cultural illiteracy has failed me in this case.

link please?

There's a meme for this? I hate not knowing things like that.

if she's "preparing her anus," that's not a rape threat; the implication is that the ... er, umm ... analee is about to willingly participate in that act. I don't know what's being said by this douchenozzle when he implies that Moss is preparing herself for sodomy, but the implication isn't "rape." It's ... what? Bad…

Oh, what you have here is the Progressive-Hating Racist Trope.

"get on his level, son!" FTW.

The hypocrisy of conference commissioners and university presidents in this matter is undeniable, so finding fault with your ad nauseum drum-beating on behalf of a pay-for-play model in college is far from a validation of the lying blather that comes from the mouths of these fatuous asshats. The NCAA is a carbuncle on…

That voice was created by God for one reason and one reason only: to read other people's tweets on television.

Thinking that this is or isn't a "San Francisco" problem or an "Oakland" problem is as fundamentally wrong as thinking it's black or white. People are dicks here as much as there, and San Francisco — for better or worse — is fortunate not to be defined by its violence, racism and crime. Similarly, Oakland is incapable…

I think you're misreading this if you take it to say that the athletes are up to par; I believe he's saying that the structure of the league and its lack of meaningful tiers is not up to par, and so we are not developing the right level of talent as a result.

Seriously, Deadspin, why the fuck are you trafficking in this shit. This is paparazzi garbage. Please don't be a distributor of this dreck.

Umm. No. Then we'd have to call them something else.

Nos. 3 and 6 are non-starters. As Americans, it's in our DNA to validate ourselves by condescending to anyone who arrives at the party even a nanosecond behind us, and to sell the startup to Big Blue as soon as you're big enough to catch their eye.

I didn't realize Justin Beiber had even ever been to Houston.

Tom Ley shilling for student athlete pay?

yawn.