How could anyone summon the servants without the Royal china bell? (This one was issued for the Charles & Diana nuptials):

I like Ed Sheeran. All you haters can suck it. That being said, Cartoon Ed looks like Danny Bonaduce barfed up Harry Potter.

I need Gina of Melbourne back in my life. I adore her Dynasty drag queen glamour and keen intelligence and verbal wit, she ran rings around the rest of those dizzy dames. Seriously, she’s wonderful and I miss her.

How much do you love Stassi’s boyfriend visibly, conspicuously hating every second he has to spend with Stassi.

I don’t think an overhaul for Beverly Hills is the answer. I think Andy should pull the same lever he did after Season 4 of New York. Fire half of the cast - fire the stale, embittered, or simply too nasty ones. Keep the good ones.

I’m watching it now, going to catch up on episode 3 tonight.

Jersey is the only one I’ve offically given up on. It’s become the Theresa Guidice show and she’s too much of a monster to be entertaining (see also Vicki). OC was painfully boring. They need to fire everyone except Kelly and Shannon and start fresh. RHOBH has been pretty boring the past two years but as long as they…

I always have so many Housewives thoughts! First, I’m not excited about the Jax and Brittany cheating thing, because I don’t want the entire season to be about that, like last season was all about Katie and Tom’s relationship and wedding.(Katie was and remains a beast). I mean, they’ve already beaten the Jax piñata.…

I watch the shit out of Vanderpump Rules and Below Deck (including BD: Mediterranean), but haven’t been able to finish a Real Housewives season for a few years. NYC, BH, and OC used to be my guilty pleasures. Time to let them go, Bravo.

Let’s start a female led “Die Hard” rumor. Because nothing is sacred, fellas.

The Holdo Maneuver might be my favorite action scene from any action movie, ever. I still can’t believe it happened.

“A FEMALE ONLY HEIST WOULD NEVER WORK BECAUSE THEIR PERIODS WOULD ATTRACT BEARS”

All she has to do is remember what he told her in the space capsule.

So Sandra Bullock’s doing the eating in every scene bit that Brad Pitt did in the original trilogy? Good, because that’s the only reason I watched the first three films. If someones’ not literally chewing the scenery, I’m not interested. I hope she gets some meaty scenes with like a mile-high pastrami or something…

Arianna is the only somewhat feminist in the show and it is pretty obvious that she does not want to be friends with Stassi because she is a shitty person. At first I was like Stassi is really trying to be friends with Arianna, why doesn’t she give her the benefit of the doubt? Then from a number of tweets/podcast…

Remember when Stassi freaked out because Ariana didn’t want to be her friend and in her retelling Stassi describes Ariana as “getting out of the pool like a fucking mermaid”? I think 99% of the conflict on this show is because they are scared to death of being thought of as “the ugly one”.

Fuck Stassi. Have we forgotten about her temper tantrum over the oscars last year? She was pissed off that too many people were making it about race. She’s a nasty, awful woman. So much so that I don’t think I can bring myself to watch VPR anymore.

Confession.