To be fair I didn't get the impression it was intended sarcastically. I think it was just an attempt to write about how Susan Boyle has been diagnosed with Aspergers and still keep the tone of the celebrity gossip article. Maybe not ideal but tone-wise, but I don't think it was intended to make fun of her.

Isn't there an anti-abuse group in Seattle that could rescue her? Shoot a couple months away from that prick & she will become his worst enemy.

If they don't make it to the police force or become mall cops, they end up in a church where they rise to the role of leadership because they like to tell others how to live and what to do. Trust me, I have a relative who is a cop and he has been a leader in every church he has ever attended. Loves to tell others what…

This guy looks exactly like the the meatheads in high school who made people's lives hell- simply because they were different, or nerdy, or liked to write poetry in the library during lunch. I keep thinking he must sound like Chet from Weird Science.

Oh my, that Bitch article...WHOA.

Fuck anyone who shit-talks Esther. I love that story. BOO HAMAN.

Cats have the cold amorality hidden under a genial demeanor that would serve them well in politics. Dogs would go into office with good intentions, but would be all too susceptible to biscuit bribes and would probably get caught on tape humping an intern's leg in their first term anyway.

You need to look deeper Lindy. Some of the abuses perpetuated within the church are even more noteworthy than the outrageous quotes. The man has systematically made himself the untouchable king of a multimillion dollar empire, subject to no system of checks or balances since he went on a mega power trip in the past…

they love Star Wars and graffiti art. They also believe homosexuality is a sin, men are meant to lead, and wives must submit to their husbands as the church submits to God.

Says the guy with books telling people how to worship the right way, and have a proper marriage. Douctificate.

Ughughugh. I hate "cool Christian" churches. My in-laws go to one and they have a live band featuring emo Christian rockers in skinny jeans and knit beanies. THE. WORST.

I was into the Unitarians before they sold out and went mainstream. Now I'm into this real cool church from Austin, you probably haven't heard of them.

I remember his type growing up Baptist in the south. Our youth group was full of self-proclaimed "progressive thinkers" who were also "traditional" and deeply homophobic.

Ha ha....someone once tried that line on me too! He was saving himself for marriage (ok with me since I'd didn't want to have sex with him anyways) but he really wanted to try anal sex. No way to explain that I was not about to jump from kissing to anal sex. And anal sex definitely "counts" as sex. funny that they…

I really wish there was a website where it would just list all the local churches that are like that. I live in a new city and would like to go back to church but I'm a feminist and I support equal marriage rights and it's like "How the hell do I find something that meets my spiritual needs and my need for fairness?"

You forgot to mention the whole, "Esther was a whore" sermon he preached recently. I think that definitely adds points for the Worst Guy Ever award.

You can add the time he called a female radio host "grumpy" because she wanted to know why he plagiarized 14 pages of his latest book. He and his publisher were not too pleased when she highlighted how he plagiarized passages in 3 more of his books. The plagiarism still exists but the radio host has had to apologize…

I feel like there are two kinds of guys who just hate women so fucking much. The kind that sleep with tons of women as a way of defiling/destroying them, and then there's the type who fuck men on the down low...I think we know which one this guy is.

Because nothing says "I'm an intelligent, complex, spiritual leader" better than wearing a Mickey Mouse tee. (Disney PR nightmare.)

As a Christian mega churches really creep me out.