I had the same thought about big bathtubs, and I'm not even technically an old lady.

It is. This is just another person who trolls these articles just waiting to tell you about how you're doing it wrong (and also that you're ugly while doing it wrong).

Oh great. Now I'm the wrong kind of fat.

I'm having a hard time following this. So Skye found out her coach was a lesbian and wrote about it in a note- then the coach acted punitively by reporting Skye, as a lesbian? Do I have enough lesbians, too few, or too many...?

I have a friend who is gay and attended CPAC for a gig. Apparently the Grindr notification chirps were going off like actual birds there. CPAC turned into one big gay blind-date.

The first one might not be the most creative, but I got a chuckle out of "I will be wearing khakis and a navy blue blazer."

Kind of amused at the I won't discuss this in public we are transparent tweet. Past that, good for them. It won't fix everything, but the good thing about active chapters of frats is that their institutional memory is effectively 5 years. It's not outside the realm of possibility that in 10 years' time hazing will…

Because lesbians can be Christians too?

I can explain this! Skirts do not show the outline of a girl's inner thighs and crotch. The inner thigh and crotch means that, upon viewing it, you will immediately wish to have sex with her, or rape her, as the consent might vary. But, since the girl is letting people see her crotch outline, she is inviting sex and,…

Yeah, this article was a bit misleading.

At the core of the Commonwealth's argument to the contrary is the proposition that a woman, and in particular a woman riding on a public trolley, has a reasonable expectation of privacy in not having a stranger secretly take photographs up her skirt. The proposition is eminently reasonable, but § 105 (b ) in its…

alpacalipsnow: "Oh, God!"

God: "Yes?"

alpacalipsnow: "Oh, God!"

God: "Yes, child?"

alpacalipsnow: "Oh, God!"

God: "WHAT, for fuck's sake?"

alpacalipsnow: "Oh God oh God oh God!"

God: "What, what, what??? I... oh, Me damn it, this again? You know, it would be nice to hear from you once in a while when you're NOT all sweaty…

How long until the pastor himself is checking each woman personally to see whether they deserve these "grave consequences"?

Fucking-A this is political. It's political because the forces of social change are pushing the Status Quo Gang to wake the fuck up and realize that sex crimes are in fact crimes, and they need to be prosecuted and punished and the victims need to be protected, not hounded, vilified and ostracized.

Jez, can we have an informative article on how to have hookups safely? I'm serious. Something that steers away from "DON'T GO ANYWHERE, EVER, OR YOU WILL BE RAPED" and just gives advice. Because I am clueless. I was leaning towards getting Tinder because I thought it would be safer than meeting random guys in bars,…

She'd never have made this plea to a male author. The world is always big enough for more male musicians and writers, but it shrinks right up for women. Anyone who makes a splash in the music world is always "the next ____" fill in the blank. The next Madonna, the next Sheryl Crow, the next Taylor Swift, the next,…

OK, look. Here's why it's important for people like JK Rowling to keep writing: they make publishers money, which publishers use — in turn — to pay midlist authors (like Lynn Shepard!) their advances. The JK Rowlings of the publishing world keep money circulating in publishing. They give new writers a chance. That's…

As somebody that reads and writes book reviews on a daily basis, this is one of the most offensive things I've ever heard said to an author. I'm pretty sure the grammar of that previous sentence is all wrong, but I don't even care - I'm raging.

This is stupid beyond belief. Rowling was a single mother on welfare when she wrote the first Harry Potter. She didn't bloody wave a magic wand and poof! Bestsellers everywhere!