Today I'm thankful I can ask to see this, have someone know exactly what I'm talking about, and post to help me laugh the Thanksgiving dinner away!

Can you (or anyone else) please post that gif of this guy trying to catch a football and falling down? I really, really need to see it.

I was laid off (for the first time ever in my 21 year career) last March, at the age of 42.

I think the only thing more uncomfortable that leather jogging pants would be pleather jogging pants… either way, one word- sweat.

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I believe what you are describing is called "Forever Lazy"… an infomercial delight! It does have a trap door. And a thoroughly hilarious commercial. I will find the link. You must have one.

You took the words right out of my mouth! She's definitely obnoxious, but those guys were straight up breaking the law, hurting women, and bragging about it!!! WTF?

Yes, I am COMPLETELY PSYCHOTIC TERRIBLE HATER MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! No, I just didn't like her post.

From now on, when I want to challenge someone in a post, I will use "HAO DAER YOU!!!" It almost looks like another language… comment-ese?

Here's the thing about your story- the post you're responding to was about how people are dumping lots of chihuahuas in shelters. There's no reason given in the Jezebel post for WHY this particular breed is becoming a large part of the shelter population. It's not spelling out reasons why chihuahuas are difficult…

Yes, I'm totally angry with people that possess the thoughts and intentions I'm projecting and assuming onto the original poster. This kind of situation upsets me. Thank you for your analysis, but since it was not requested please don't bill me.

I never said you hadn't taken him to the vet; I said you were telling a well thought out reason for giving away your dog, and tried to blame it on the dog's breed. The bottom line is that you don't want the dog any more because you've decided that you want to focus on other things. My point is, don't get a dog if you…

Noooo….. this man was a creepy creep…. he smelled funny, had stains on his shirt, I think he was high. He gave me his phone number and said to call him, and that "Kirk Kerkorian was his uncle." Sure, dude. Kirk Kerkorian is a multi-billionaire. I think that was supposed to make the guy alluring, plus the fact he kept…

I don't think it's about the breed. She's using that to tell the story of a non-breed specific health problem, and how she can't keep the dog. If you can't commit to a dog for it's lifetime, don't get one. I do have a lot of anger towards people who do things like this, and yes, I am assuming she's going to "end up…

I think she DOES want to give up the dog; why else tell this long tale of how it is justified for giving up a dog she doesn't want to deal with anymore? She tells an oh-so-sad tale of how it's a "don't get a pug!" issue. Her feelings are indeed so sad and she feels so terrible, but feelings won't kill you, and…

I agree with you. If you look at all the posts on here, so many people offer suggestions for how the health issue could be helped. This woman clearly doesn't want her dog and has worked out this justification for why she's going to abandon it. It wouldn't make any difference whether it was healthy or not. Children are…

I don't think having a "designer" breed is your problem. It sounds like you would want to not have a dog even if he/she was a mixed breed and didn't have health problems. The long rambling explanation of how horrible the health issue is sounds like you have worked hard to convince yourself that it's justified to…

I was crying off and on for the next few days for how lucky we all were.… he was just a sweet little guy that needed shelter, food and love, and nobody wanted him. Pets depend on their owners and can't survive on their own (or at least would have a dangerous time trying).

I was in the parking lot of a supermarket 3 weeks ago when a car drove up, a man rolled down his window and thrust a dog at me, saying, "Free Chihuahua! He's healthy, spayed, and you can take him now." I was totally horrified that a person would do this; the little pup was so sweet, affectionate and lively. I thought…

I think I saw one other comment saying it, but I wanted to jump in and say I'm sorry you're hurting re: all the things you've been going through. Getting divorced is incredibly sad (my divorce was final in 2009, and I still have complicated feelings about it that I'm working through), and being unemployed is a whole…