I did. Some are really funny. But this old hand still needs to mosey along. xo

Clearly should have been eaten as a child.

I’ll be in DC for the march tomorrow, although I really have no idea what to expect...

1) This is my favorite recurring post for the last couple years by far. Cannibal Witch/Waters 2020

They’re akin to veal, so cook them the same way you’d cook a nice veal chop.  Or Pre-K Osso Bucco.

Will children sous vide?

I’m sorry, but until you recognize, publicly, that ogres were eating children for YEARS before witches and warlocks ever did, I can’t view this as anything other than cultural appropriation.

Have fun elsewhere! 

but her e-meals

You don’t get it, though. You critiqued it as a satire on feminism in general, when it’s actually attacking a short-sighted flimsy application of “feminism”, not just in that Post article but any time it’s suggested we celebrate “strong women” like Gina Haspel and Megan Kelly for getting ahead in a man’s world while…

I love Cannibal Witch because she pisses off the libtards. No, I don’t like her policy on rounding up all of our children to be eaten, but she owns the lib snowflakes so hard. They all cry and scream about their children being eaten, and I just laugh at their ridiculous faux outrage.

The context is provided in the article, you nimrod.

Why, though? They provide the context in the post. It’s clear what this is making fun of-beyond the fact that literally every Cannibal Witch post is a specific callout of some other idiotic thinkpiece. I’m struggling to see why this specific one is a Jezebel problem and not a you problem.

“I don’t get it” would’ve taken a lot less time to type.

Maybe I don’t agree with everything Cannibal Witch says or does, maybe I don’t agree with her personal choices, but I know that Cannibal Witch will get the job done and that’s what this country needs right now. Someone strong. An outsider. Someone who can influence politics with her magical skills, not with back-alley…

Right? And what blogger/journalist/English or Communications Major hasn’t heard of A Modest Proposal? Not the right audience for that lecture, especially since Cannibal Witch is almost certainly riffing off of Swift.

I mean, there’s a link to the article right in the middle of the post. And it’s in keeping with the standard Jez thing of being snarky about something that you probably haven’t heard about, in a way that is confusing out of context. Have you perhaps not been on Jezebel very long?

I think the issue is seeing it as a satire of feminism generally, instead of specifically being a satire of Alyssa Rosenberg’s editorial in the Washington Post which there is a link to in the middle of the article. 

I’m not ready to take “funny” lessons from somebody writing a humorous-less 4 paragraph confused rant on a joke article.

To be fair, I think Knocked Up does a pretty bad job of making that point.