Look, I don’t care for the Khardashians but what else was she supposed to do? One of my friend’s evacuated to another friend’s house and they went out to dinner. You’ve gotta keep on truckin’ even if that means getting your Botox top-up. 

Theres that story of the bipedal bear (i forget location) and a wolf that would play with dogs up in Alaska. People really are awful. Im not even against hunting though Im against certain methods. It serves a purpose but still, why go out of your way to get that specific animal because it was on the news.

Omg, I'm loving how I managed to autocorrect I love corny jokes to Ilesbian love corny jokes. But I'll take it. 

Or sold it into an international duck-slave trafficking ring.

YES. Let’s call out cults, terrorist groups, and other shit on Facebook for what it is! I am so tired of the whole “connect the world” crap that Zuckerberg is still selling while basically underwriting mass death and destruction with absolutely no oversight or legal recourse.

Yep. Homebirth is taking unnecessary risks at the expense of your child for your own “birth experience”. In my opinion, you have failed the very first test of parenting by doing that. No baby is going to remember their birth.

WTF is the point of living in modern times if a person doesn’t avail herself of some of its luxuries, like a freaking pre-natal appointment to a midwife or something? Yet she will chatter on FB about the “primal instinct” that takes over. Guess what? Birthing can be pretty deadly, just look at history. But no, the…

They will definitely try to get her to agree to a plea deal.

These are the scenarios that leave me wondering how more people aren’t disturbed by the function of the justice system as a whole — by the idea of punitive justice itself. It seems to lead directly to exactly what you’re saying there: someone has to be blamed and punished for everything, even if it hurts more people…

Everyone who buys good peanut butter keeps it in the fridge. Good peanut butter separates at room temperature and then you have to mix it up every time you use it. If you keep it in the fridge you only have to mix it once. #PeanutButterIsSeriousBusiness

Whomp. Whomp. 

I love this, this is some George Costanza-tier stuff.

Well, every 5 minutes that go by, yes, it DOES seem to keep getting more stereotypical! It keeps unfolding like a particularly heavyhanded popup book.

That bastard. He had us all fooled.

Ohhhh crap, it was Florida Man all along???

Counterpoint. If someone does drive a bus and decides to smoke weed after they get home from work, who cares? The most innocuous drug on the list also happens to be the one with the longest detection time. 

This is evil week, not lame week.

Random drug tests are dumb. An employee is paid for their time for doing specific tasks at work. If you aren’t messed up while you are working, it shouldn’t be an employer’s business. I get that you can’t be showing up at work still high on something, and showing up while in withdrawls or hungover (or whatever you…