“Did the aliens brainwash away a lifetime’s worth of practical haircare knowledge?”

Was confused by the Blockbuster cameo, but then just realized it’s their way to date the film to the 90s. RIP my youth.

I saw a guy in pittsburgh walking his massive pig down the street.

In the wise words of Larry Rudolph, Brit Spears’ agent, when Brit quickie married Jason Alexander (not the Costanza one, a different one): “Congratulations on losing half your money.”

Hailey Baldwin looks fantastic and put together in every picture of her. Justin Bieber looks like a scruffy bit of random human debris picked out of the gutter in most pictures of them together. This pairing is mindboggling in it’s offense against aesthetic suitability.

Explain why the GOP seemed to know about this possibility and had a letter from 65 women refuting these accusations ready to go, within moments after they were made public.........

People are just going to pop out of the woodwork with years of records from their therapists, passing FBI administered lie detector tests left and right.

Worse than that. Monica was into it. We can go into unbalanced power dynamics, but that is so far away from holding someone down, suffocating them, and trying to rip off their clothes that it shouldn’t even be included in the same conversation.

The best part is that can mean both someone who murdered while they were a teen, or someone who just murders teens!

It’s infuriating how sex workers are targeted and how their portrayal in the media of how they are targeted is treated as flippant and insignificant. Even the AP tried it by changing their tweet from “women” to “prostitutes” about this event.

Preeeeeetty sure this was the plot of an episode of Criminal Minds.

On the other hand serial killers and other criminals often target sex workers because they know they're not as protected by the law. And legalizing or decriminalizing sex work could involve putting in place requirements to be continuously tested for diseases in order to keep your "license".

Ooooor guys like him wouldn’t target them, because they’d be able to go to the police about it.

100% how does a guy who went to an all boys high school have 60+ women who remember him in high school, and that this letter would be provided two days after Feinstein’s letter is revealed. This is a whole pile of WTF.

Relevant:

You didn’t have all of your traumatic memories erased on your 18th bday? Must be a regional thing.

I don’t blame anyone.

Yes, I thought I was the only one who wasn’t seeing insta posts!

anyone else have issues on kinja with embedded instagrams either not appearing at all on mobile, or  appearing too wide and cutoff? i don’t see either of these. 

There was Ivanka, a charming huntress