Seriously tho, fuck March.

I used to like kinja...

What’s he going to do to get attention now that he can’t trade off of her?

I have to agree with Marx, just because you don’t value beauty-related fields or good haircuts doesn’t mean that people who provide beauty-related services should also be healthcare professionals because that’s something that you do value. And I’m pretty sure even healthcare centers use broad spectrum antiseptics, not…

Ouch

Didn’t Pippa just marry a billionaire? Mission accomplished I guess. 

Wait, I thought that young upper-class English women know how to party hard in addition to anachronistic things like curtsying properly.

No, it really doesn’t. There are many, many people who I can objectively say are attractive that I’m not sexually attracted to, but thanks for the confirmation that enough men view women foremost as sexual objects that you think it’s normal. That’s great, thanks. 

I’ll sit on the floor if there are no seats, no one has ever said anything about it. Like, isn’t that a waste of the cop’s time? Isn’t there actual crime happening anywhere? Maybe some of the white collar crime that affects millions of people, but no one ever gets tagged for it. Maybe go do some of that and leave the…

If someone was exercising near somewhere you were eating, why would that make you feel any sort of way? 

Gee, I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that they won’t let you read a review without downloading their app? There’s no surer way to make sure I don’t do something. 

Do any of your coders know that this shit doesn’t load? I’ve given up on knowing what the hell youre talking about when all I see is a huge white space.

Wait... you’re surprised? 

I wonder if it’s why Sasha Alexander left NCIS. I’d put money on it, and I’m not a bettin’ girl. 

This is exactly what need in these dark days, perfection!

That’s not really possible, the nicer fabrics are what you pay for in pricier clothing, and they’re often more delicate.

Nailed it. 

Cannibal Witch is the only reason I have any frame of reference for this at all.

Yeah, I missed something today, obviously. 

He’s not a state judge, he’s a federal judge in the eastern district of Michigan. He was appointed by Reagan and confirmed by the US Senate.