Oh, these two. Well, they’re young and rich, they’ll be fine, probably. 

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It looks hot. Look at her, she looks hot. It’s not complicated.  

I’ve just accepted that I don’t see Instagram posts. 

Honestly, I don’t know this guy from Adam, so I’ll take your word for it!

Douglas Adams named an invisibility shield the Somebody Else’s Problem field based on this phenomenon:

I’ve recently puzzled out why I don’t like football: there’s no discernible internal logic, it’s like the many, many rules sprung up like mushrooms. I don’t feel like I can infer one rule from the logic of another and it’s frustrating.

This is very interesting. I appreciate his spirit of protest (sounds like something I would do), I just wonder if he applies it to other types of protests?

The Houston department has a good reputation afaik, it’ll be one of the small bumblefuck outfits that hires her. 

Was it perhaps a symbolic hanger? We’re not allowed to mount our signs on anything and can’t have backpacks, so a real wire hanger at a protest is probably frowned upon by The Man.

That is a lot to put on one person. Props, football men, for your multifaceted abilities.

Laura was widowed and became an Olympic archer.

Emma sounds like someone with anxiety who isn’t trying to reveal anything. I admittedly have only read this snippet, tho. 

I just learned this when I bought these filters for my new coffee machine (the story is on the box). I was like, yes of course a woman invented the coffee filter, and I got a little excited about it.

The u/s said I was half a week or so past the cut off, which I was surprised to learn was that early in my liberal state. I heard the nurse mutter something to the doctor, he hissed in response, “I’m not sending her to [next state over].”

So, mission accomplished then, I guess.

When I studied in Italy in 2004, the carabiniero (cop) who gave our orientation took great pleasure in telling us that, essentially, there was no such thing as sexual assault, short of stranger rape, and that this was always difficult for the Americans to understand. I keep hoping that things have changed, and keep…

Way harsh, Tai. 

You’re arguing with the Queen now. Unless you’re a noted and respected fashion editor who has consulted with Emily Post herself, sit your prim self down.