Curse you for making me look at a photo of Rudy fucking Giuliani.

Link?

I had never heard of Grimes before this whole thing, so I googled her, read an article, played the sample of every song on the album that they’d helpfully provided and decided that the whole Elon Musk thing was totally on brand.

Speaking of fixes, I’m pretty sure that they created All Stars just to give Mondo a win (which he didn’t deserve for that season at. all. I said it).

Nope.

I’ve been completely ignoring this Sam woman, she’s done nothing but make me extremely sympathetic towards Meghan.

Not a good look, Bezos.

I have to tell you that you are a cruel, cruel person for getting my hopes up, because only the Lifetime seasons are streaming. Cruel!

Part of me can’t help but think that racism is why her white family is so unhinged.

Did he though? Did he?

Was she the one who had “only been sewing for four months?” I never believed that, I always thought that the fix was in that season.

That isn’t surprising at all, that’s a woman who is good at everything she tries.

Thank you for understanding and translating. You’re doing the lord’s work.

I’m just glad that no one else understood it either because I was wondering if I’d maybe had a stroke.

This is truly perplexing.

So is the guy in the pictures her dad? Not her dad? What is happening?

A cautionary tale for teaching your dog to come!

I know what you mean, I also have a complicated relationship with my mother. Today actually went very nicely, but one night earlier this week I couldn’t sleep all night because I was suddenly overwhelmed with the memory of my 16th birthday party which was not-so-sweet.

I’ve got the Sun-In if you’ve got the bad judgement.

I cannot believe that the Fast & Furious movies are still popular enough to warrant that kind of salary for Vin Diesel of all people. I haven’t seen one since the mess that was Tokyo Drift. There’ve been, what, 15 since then? Who watches these movies?