He’s kinda dough-y looking to me.

Red states are getting their comeuppance. You can’t govern by plugging up your ears and pretending that the government doesn’t have an obligation towards the general welfare of the populace. It. Doesn’t. Work.

And they don’t know “the rules” or “the way things work” or “the way things are” yet. The youth are the unstoppable force to the immovable object of adult inertia.

I usually hate April Fools shit, but that was thoroughly delightful, as is he. There’s always a place in my heart, and stomach, for the Naked Chef.

I don’t really get this. The joke is on them, so unless she’s trying to get pregnant and can’t... why would anyone have feelings about someone else not being pregnant?

Jezspin was the only good April Fools.

You like that take? Bernie’s campaign and his refusal to concede damaged Hillary so much with many of his supporters that they fell for Russian propaganda against her.

Yes, I believe him when he says precisely that and then clarifies that he said what he said.

Whatever.

Hi, you’ve just described my life. 👋

I’m a Rutgers alum and holy fuck were people pissed about Snooki! IIRC, she was invited and paid by a student group, not the University proper.

That’s literally always the answer on those ghost hunter shows.

lol my parents would have punished me for an extra three or so months.

Cardi B already announced that she was pregnant though, she was only offering very vague confirmation. That’s different than just blabbing, isn’t it?

They can disagree on the policy, but why is it a given that they should be allowed to attack him personally?

I mean, that depends on your point of view. The rates can be industry standard while still being exorbitant. PR is some seriously pricey shit.

Yup.

Be well, Brit Brit!

Don’t forget to handcuff him first.

So you wanna hear something funny?