With dog training, you work in a repetitive progression and set the dog up to succeed. For impulse control, start with a treat in your fist, palm up. Open your hand and close your fist every time the dog tries to get the treat. Give it to her when she looks at it and doesn’t try to take it. Progressively increase the…

Have you had any success teaching your counter cruiser impulse control? The trainer at the shelter I volunteer at taught me how and it’s amazing how quickly they can learn.

You don’t debate an opportunist, you show them the advantage they gain by being on your side.

True believers, without a doubt.

I have a pair of free movie tickets and there just hasn’t been anything I felt like using them on, let alone actually pay to go see. I usually don’t go for overly-serious Oscar bait either, so idk. Guess I’m just gonna stick to tv. There are a lot more interesting stories happening there these days.

I just find them so repetitive. Bad guy does bad, good guy fights bad guy, CGI, CGI, CGI. Explosion! For a little while there, it looks bad for the good guy, but he’ll win in the end.

I am so sick of comic book movies. I don’t even watch them, and I certainly don’t pay to watch them, as I’ve never read a comic book in my life. MAKE OTHER MOVIES PLEASE

Please tell me they’re not still cupping. Athletes are taken in by the weirdest shit.

Whatever you say, champ.

Centre. <-dead giveaway

Oh man, that’s the first time I’ve watched the clip of the car accident. She’s really hurt. Shit, she’s lolling around like she’s unconscious, she was really hurt.

I realized that after I posted, but I didn’t bother to edit because it hardly matters.

Even if these services were to be successful, they’d still end up with brick and mortar locations down the line. It’s the natural order of things.

April Dawn is a pretty name. What’s with all of these comments about men making sexually demeaning comments about their young female relatives? Christ.

One day she’s going to hear that, contextualize what it means, and that’s shitty. They shouldn’t talk about their little second cousin that way. Fuckers.

And Cure auto insurance! And they spent almost nothing making them. #winning

That’s what they say, I never found that it helped much, if st all, and I’m not a daily supplement person and eat plenty of foods that have it naturally, anyway. I get cold sores at this time of the year, every year, no matter what. I just make sure I always have my acyclovir. I don’t fuck around with amino acids, I…

If only he were that self aware.

At least retail has better hours.

Oh, sweetie.