I actually use Old Spice, they have a lot of good smells. I don’t particularly think that the one I use even smells masculine, idk why they got wood in the gender draft.

*shudders*

Also, men, you don’t have to loudly telegraph to women that you find them attractive. It’s a-ok to keep that to yourselves.

Not just you.

Oh yeah, that one guy who kept insisting on every. thread. that us ladies needed to do our research on Hefner, god among us, champion of women and POC. What a prince.

A graphic would be even better since every language ever is spoken in kitchens.

Ok, now palm trees bought on credit is definitely some rich people shit.

It seems like he does get it any day of the week if Kate’s rapid-fire pregnancies are any indication!

As soon as this story broke, my first thought was that now I knew who Rose has been talking about all this time.

Wait. He’s still with the nanny?!

I read a profile of her once that said that she married an Italian aristocrat at 18 and lived “nomadically” on an old school bus. That is definitely some rich people shit.

Didn’t Wilde’s parents party with Mick Jagger? I think she may have also been an industry insider.

Dark.

I don’t understand the conservative mind. I think it must be fundamentally different than mine on a structural level.

Is it hiding a weak chin?

Sounds like it stank to high heaven. Wet wool alone sucks.

Alls I know is that historical costumers are the hardest-core members of the sewing community! Next level: sewing it all by hand like a crazy person.

Yeah, but, is your costume made of polyester?!!!?!!

Possibly standard rules don’t apply when you’re dating literal royalty tho.

I am so here for this. I have no idea why, but I love it. It’s a nice little story that seems to pop up every time I need a little frivolity and I want them to get married and live happily ever after.