Well, she needs corrective work done so. But what I described is more low maintenance than old school highlights or solid permanent color because it grows out well by blending in your natural color at the roots. I think getting your hair colored every 4-6 months is way lower maintenance than Féria (or highlight touch…

Everything is see through because they want to extract every red cent out of us. Decent weight fabrics cost more and it’s unfathomable for CEOs to sacrifice making all the money in order to spend more on providing a decent product.

Yes, thank you because I’m here to talk about her hair. She’s in constant need of toner and I don’t understand on account of the fact that she’s so rich and all. Why does she go for the all over bleach? She needs to weave in some baby lowlights, maybe a root smudge, toss on a toner, and join us in 2017. Surely all…

But you’ll be nice and dry!

I’ve already made this comment elsewhere, but if it’s any consolation a 33% increase in risk only increases your risk from 1.3% to 1.7%. It’s my understanding that these women used it for a much longer time period than you as well. In short, you’re very probably going to be fine.

I’m inclined to agree with you. There’s also the fact that the risk increase is very low, using the 33% from the article, your risk of ovarian cancer increases from 1.3% to 1.7%. That’s $100 million per 0.1%.

That’s probably because the science is unclear. If it’s any consolation, a 33% increase in risk isn’t necessarily as scary as it sounds. If you have a 1.3% risk of getting ovarian cancer normally, a 33% increase in risk only raises it to 1.7%.

I’d counter by saying that time spent learning technique and what is flattering on you when you’re young saves a ton of time (and money not spent on wrong colors and formulas and professional makeup application for events) when you’re older.

This current crop of obscenely wealthy folks have forgotten about noblesse oblige and now they’re the ruling class. It’s nice to hear about families like the one you know, if you know that you’re #soblessed, give back!

I played ball in the middle of the day in the summer sun, when did you? Maybe you didn’t play sports, but sometimes you look at the sky. Honestly, what a bunch of hysteria. Slate had an article about it that quoted an ophthalmologist that said exactly what I’m saying, take up your bluster with him.

Sometimes life needs two sets of instructions, one set for those with sense and one for those without!

Yeah, the problem is that people have a tendency towards foolish behavior.

It kinda reminds me of anti-drug campaigns, or, like, abstinence-only sex ed a little. Tell the kids that Drugs Kill! (or Sex Is A Sin) full stop instead of telling them the whole truth. Anywho, everyone hang on to your glasses until 2024! Or if you didn’t get your hands on them, get the surplus stock for cheap and…

Oh please, that’s not going to happen from a half second glance, haven’t you ever driven west in the late afternoon? Lost a high pop up in the sun playing ball? Every sighted person on this planet has glanced at the sun from time to time with no ill effects, permanent damage like you’re talking about happens after…

You’re not going to go blind from glancing at the sun for a moment, let’s keep our shit together, people.

Yeah, kinja must not have caught up with my edit, FG’s been dead to me since it came back from the dead (so stale).

Residuals can make you the fourth highest paid actress? Must be some residuals.

He can’t act his way out of a paper bag tho!

Mila Kunis? Guess those bourbon commercials pay well...

My guess is white supremacy.