Feeding yourself is literally the most basic life skill.

I buy my spices at ethnic stores, so they tend to be cheap and fresh and if I don’t have fresh herbs I would as soon just omit them from the recipe. Dried herbs suck!

Buy whole spices.

I like how using up celery is presented as an insurmountable problem. We need to bring back home ec or something, people lack life skills anymore.

I’ve also noticed that most of the celebs who’ve buzzed their heads amp up the makeup. I can see how tossing on a wig instead of putting on a full face to run out and get a coffee would be the easier choice.

Yes, the world is a dirty place. Terrifying.

I mean, at work would you rather be known as the one with the banging body or great ideas?

Meghan Markle’s Guide to Dressing Like an Adult for Work:

‘Why aren’t the stars gold?’ Trump muses to himself as he drifts off to a fitful sleep.

The mob seems to mostly consist of out-of-staters, from what I can tell.

Isn’t the federal prohibition a financial problem for small, local businesses? I remember reading that banks won’t loan to them or let them open business accounts.

Did you know that Booker introduced legislation with Sanders on that very issue? No?

It doesn’t matter, they’ve already decided to hate Booker and view everything he does through the most negative lens possible.

My neighbor has a toddler and a baby and their father died. She didn’t seem to miss a beat with the kids, you can do it, too. Like Umbra said, you’ll do it because you have to. Staying busy is the best thing for you, it’ll be difficult, but life goes on for the living. I’m sorry about your mom, my grandfather passed a…

Christ, I don’t doubt that this really happened to you. I have difficulty believing that supporters of the pussy-grabber-in-chief would put in the effort to make sex good for a woman. It seems like they’d be the type to pump pump pump with minimal foreplay, then ejaculate on you.

I couldn’t agree more. I surround myself with what pleases me and as it turns out what pleases me are textiles, bright colors, and animals.

I like nudes in the bedroom, I probably wouldn’t put any in the living room.

I still lie to my parents, too, to avoid the judgement and negativity. It’s kind of ridiculous, but it’s a coping mechanism.

You seem like a nice kinda guy, I do genuinely wish you the best of luck in your parenting. I would encourage you to at least consider an open-bedroom door policy (I mean, if one of your kids ends up being bisexual, would they not be allowed to have friends?). Everyone needs to work on a school assignment in peace…

My parents were uptight, too. I waited until they went to bed, snuck in my fwb, and fucked on the couch. They disapproved of everything, so I learned to lie early and well.