She made him a thing. I’m out for whomever made him a Thing.

Hopefully Kate and Meghan get along.

Who is responsible for making this thoroughly generic, idiotic fuck a Thing? Someone must be held to account!

I noticed that, too. Nary a #ad.

Where are you from? Around here (NJ) that’s still pretty young for that sort of peer pressure, which is very shitty! Maybe not for familial pressure, but definitely for peer pressure.

Christ you’re tedious.

Meh, ex-POTUSes get pardons.

Starred despite the pun. ;)

Aw, I didn’t know he was such a sweetheart! He’s a good role model and I just decided that I like him very much.

Men whose dates never get older overwhelmingly tend to be douchebags.

I feel bad for this kid! His petty crime made international news because of a name he probably already gets loads of shit for.

Exactly. And this is a timely comment because I’m going to be an Auntie today, my sister is in labor!

Maybe you need more calcium?

Because you can feel live music and the enthusiasm of the crowd in your bones.

“Who knew that’d be so sexy?”

She looks so hungry.

Live free or die, indeed.

You know, the “women choose lower paying jobs” argument pisses me off extra. No, society undervalues work predominately done by women. When men enter a “women’s field” pay goes up, when women enter a “men’s field” pay goes down.

I was once asked to make the chemo infusion room more like a restaurant, which was one of the strangest tasks I’ve been asked to do (I kept these projects in a special file folder), but this definitely takes the cake.