A friend of mine went insane reading Dick. He started to think that shit was real.

I think the point is that it’s pretty.

I watched it once. It was weird.

Oh. No. I don’t watch Trump speak, I’m just a CC enthusiast.

This is simultaneously interesting and disappointing.

I like stuff like [eerie music].

I hope they’re getting hazard pay.

There are always captions if you turn on closed captioning. I imagine someone typing frantically cuz there are always hilarious typos.

It would have been a lot funnier if Kimmel had told them to make a break for it! Like, I’ll get the car.

It’s truly a brave new world.

Sexism in tech? Knock me over with a feather.

I’m pleased to inform you that you don’t have to defend her: She didn’t take her shoes off.

They reported on that today.

I did not! That’s a fun fact.

Totally agree, that dark hair is a definite dye job.

These biases are real and deeply embedded in our collective subconscious.

The fake dark hair muddies his eye color.  

Condolences.

You were reacting to Romney getting credit for the Mass bill, I’m sure. Fortunately, Christie is much reviled, so I won’t have to deal with anything similar. ;)

Money well spent amirite