Its a disgrace she wasn't prosecuted after falsely accusing the lacrosse players. She made things harder for all real rape victims in court.

I love love love this. Also, reminds me of one of my favorite childhood toys:

Can I just say that it's really frustrating buying toys for my nieces and nephews, because everything is so much more "genderized" today than it was even a decade ago?

"We're all more than princess maids." Boom.

Pffft. Jump right on. A lot of us are a little jiggly here.

Don't be afraid to rock a kilt as a flabby man. I'm overweight and I wear mine quite often. It's a conversation starter and *most* of the women that I've talked to while wearing it find it very flattering on us bigger guys.

When are you not?

Very simple the embargo denies the regime the ability to consolidate any further than it already has. Without it there would be no reforms whatsoever. The would have even less preasure than they have now.

It's a good thing they were the nice, jumpy burglars instead of the "fuck you" *stab-stab* types.

More like HEY!!!

Two guys broke into my house last night, woke me up with a flashlight shining on me. I yelled and they ran off.

Dude you're just asking to get those missiles turned back at you when facing smart cartoon mice. Bad idea.

I have this 55 gallon steel drum (rats can jump out of 5 gallon buckets).

But seriously... I hate glue traps for this exact reason.

That's what I said. Poor things would've died of thirst.

You want to burn the little guy alive and turn your microwave into a bio hazard?

This is why we can't have nice things.

Just a little disappointed nobody mentioned the microwave method so I thought I'd fix it.

After suffering debilitating mono for almost a full year, I will never share anything with anyone ever again. I thought mono was a funny teenaged comedic illness (what does that even mean? I don't know.). It fucking RUINED my life for a year. Be careful out there kids.

Easiest, sure-fire way.