“You’re pretty for a black girl.”

Reposting, because fuck this noise:

I hate you and love you immensely.

I’m Black and have hung around white people with mostly Black friends before. They don’t wear wigs and nap up their hair texture and say they are wearing their hair “natural.” They don’t darken their skin 4 shades and keep it that way (god knows how) all year long. They don’t claim Black people who they aren’t related…

It’s not enough to have:
The Howard degree in Africana Studies...
Her copies of Essence Magazine...
Her FB updates about “12 Years A Slave”...
No. It’s, “Not only do I know your hair texture scales, I’m the kinkiest.”

Choosing to believe that Sam Waterston’s new look is for a Law & Order reunion movie, where Jack McCoy, having lost reelection as D.A., is living in an isolated cabin upstate. Mike Logan comes to visit and beg him to go back to work — an old case of his and Lennie’s is being reopened, and their names are being dragged…

Damn. He should start a business writing celebrity apologies, that was amazing.

“It’s so much harder to find a woman you want to be great friends with than find a man to sleep with.”

(This would also be an acceptable look)

On the down side, this seems pretty sexist.

WAY AHEAD OF YOU, SUCKERZZ

But seriously though, what is Kendrick doing in a Taylor Swift video?

You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape that mole.

On the flipside, you can play Airplane Peekaboo. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/airplan…

Maybe Kanye missed the previous celebrity interracial relationships that people didn't give a fuck about. I'd list them, but I'm too busy laying next to my white boo.

Interrupting your own concert for 20 minutes to harangue the audience about your celebrity troubles? If that's not an actual 'rant', then I don't know what is.