Paraguard. My periods weren’t terrible beforehand so I thought I wouldn’t mind slightly more discomfort in exchange for not getting pregnant. It’s been a bit more than slight discomfort but I’m hanging in there.

I had spotting for months after insertion. The first 2/3 months were the worse. My gyno told me to wait 6 months to *fully* acclimate to the IUD. I’m on my 7th month now and think I’ve acclimated as much as feasibly possible. My only gripes would be that my period is MUCH longer (now 8/9 days) and a lot more painful.…

I know... I just feel like I may be too old. I now feel too old to get them re-pierced at 31. I initially got them in my early 20s.

BECAUSE IT’S AMAZING! I had mine pierced for a few years. Few things brought me more joy than prancing around with no bra on on a breezy day. I’m contemplating getting them re-pierced....

Oy! Did they get it when you explained it? Do you resent the fact that you have to explain something so basic?

Yes! Shannon can manage to create hysteria out of the simplest things.

I kind of like Tamara now that she has found Jesus! And you left out Meghan and described TWO husbands! What gives!???!?

Hmmm... Khan wasn’t a fuckboy perse. Part of empire building is populating it. Khan was just highly-efficient in his empire building.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I do believe MY generation has refined the fuckboy though. (31.... so I like to consider myself a cusp millennial... especially when I’m around Gen Xer and up)

2 girlfriends at the same time in the nursing home? Old habits still die hard I see....

Divorce is rather strong. If our marriage can’t stand the storm of the occasional missing fried chicken skin...it wasn’t a REAL marriage anyway.

I mean yes, when I first started doing it I hadn’t learned to wait until the house was empty so I was caught hand in chicken bucket a couple of times. I don’t think they know I STILL occasionally do it because 1) I only poach when no one is home, 2) I take from selective places and not too much from individual pieces…

No.... No children. But I do think I like your mom. Great minds think a like and such.

Raw potatoes? No.... I will snack on stuff cut up to use as condiments for lunch/ dinner. So once I accidentally ate up all the cut onions and sliced tomatoes to top off the collard greens and smoked turkey wings for a holiday dinner. I was *almost* adopted out that day....

OMG... Confession time since I am somewhat anonymous. I have a bad habit of eating the skin off of fried chicken... But not the rest of the chicken. So I’ll go into the fridge a pinch bits of the tasty fried skin off and leave the rest of the chicken. I used to eat the skin off all but one side and place it back in…

How lazy does one have to be to NOT edit the 10 sentences you're mandated to send out via social media for a hefty check? I wonder if the companies cancel the checks after these celebs make such a stupid mistake.

I’ve gotten irrationally upset over eaten Talenti gelato. Don’t mess with a woman’s food...

So I’ve been told the high waist ALONG with the print ALONG with the fact it looks like a one piece makes it look “grannyish” on me. This wasn't a super cheap suit.... I'll be wearing it this summer though.

LOL. The latter is definitely my go to resting pose.

These are great options! This is the bathing suit I bought.