Meh it could be more ridiculous.... my mother somehow has been 10 years older than me for approximately 8 years now. She also has 2 other younger kids which now means she was spitting out babies when she was 2 years old. According to her, she would rather be a young “ho-ette” than an old biddy. LOVE YOU MA!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE LADYHEATHERLEE 2016 EDITION!!

I like really bold, colorful jewelry and have found almost anything that isn't gold/silver bangles or pearls thrown in the "ethnic" jewelry category. In this same workplace, I've had someone pet my and tell me that I looked like a doll and reminded them of the daughter. Me, a short black girl reminded this women of…

It has literally been my only peep-toe + slingback shoe I’ve ever had. They were simple, blush pink shoes with a tiny bow on the toe. Kitten heels too. Definitely “office” appropriate. This is the closest thing I can find to the shoe:

So I worked in a fancy pants non-profit a few years ago and was told discretely that peep-toe, sling backs (it can be a peep-toe, it can be a sling back, it can’t be BOTH) were are no-no in the office as well as ethnic jewelry. I was wearing a turquoise necklace that day. The grande dame suggested I invest in a nice…

Sooooo I like the jacket and jumper color combination. If she kept the jacket, used a shirt the same color, paired with with some jeans, picked a chunky jade/ turquoise necklace and some dark (preferably black) simple heels- she would have killed it. Also, burn the bag... that’s not cute for ANY occasion.

Yes! Some of us can dress. It’s no more ghastly than I see on the other RH franchises.

I LOVE YOU MARIAH! Don’t ever change!

In all fairness it appears everyone pretended that they couldn’t see her fall.

Ummmmmm. As a black woman.... FUCK OFF. There was NO reason for him to say/ do what he did. His job is not to check “privileged white women”. His only job at that time was to get from point A to point B with his family without harassing anyone. He failed just like you did with this bullshit comment.

Racists... racists and those scared of their “kind” disappearing use the world miscegenation.

The white tears.... They’re sooooooo salty!!!!!!

Meh... I’m not even an Amy Schumer fan but let his life be destroyed *online*. “We paid for you” has to be the smarmiest phrase ever uttered while violating someone.

Yea... Plies totally predates Sir Mix A Lot......

Right- how did she not know the correct definition/ context OF becky?!? No Karrine, Bey referenced you when she spoke about the boppers creeping through the back door. Congratulations though, you STILL get to be vaguely mentioned on the most popular track on the album and you’re STILL trifling! *bravo*

Whut? Any delicious details you can spare?

Really? Why do people continue to use them then? Is that what happens slowly over a long period of time?

Or... if we want to try out our newly-learned slang... “you give fleek becky!” LOL

Yeah, it devolved quickly...

Niceeeeeee.... she’s playing in Maryland next week. I may grab some tickets as opposed to stew in jealousy considering they’re a good price!