I think you mean Rutherford B. Hayyyyy, Gurl.

All y'all can have your Abes and Teddys, I claim young Rutherford B. Hayes

I believe that there are certain qualities that may be worthy of rape.

This is an actual clip of the end of Clayton Morris's segment:

"It's a fashion club now," Turney said. "The days of wearing our old workout shorts and ratty T-shirts are over."

It's now more than three weeks since I've heard from my boyfriend of eleven months. I'm going to send him this. But I'll probably add a little profanity.

After a brief foray into the comments section:

I shall name him Squishy and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy.

Its like the banana fallacy for buttsex!

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

There truly is a stock photo for every occasion.

Oh god, I can see it all unfolding. She has a fun fling with her boss, maybe after having a few beers at a music festival...and then all of a sudden he's tagging along at her local pub, introducing her to his kids as their "new mom" and telling her all about how he's leaving his wife who "doesn't understand him."

Oh, and the bit about stealing kisses in the elevator, dude, you know the security guards in your office building are watching that, don't you?

"repeating over and over, 'This is why I don't want a boyfriend!' I stayed."

Honestly, I sometimes envy people like this a bit. Such deranged self confidence must be like riding a Transformer to a new planet every day.

Exactly. As the post states, a threat is not an insult. You can call someone a ugly thick ankled no talent drug addled scum sucking *profanities to the event horizon*. Those aren't threats. When you step on the third rail, you're done.

I feel reasonably good that as soon as he said it the entire crowd reacted. Clearly very few people there were comfortable with it. Nihal is a good bloke and I'm glad he jumped up.

I'm going to jump in here and comment on this. I'm always fascinated by this type of response to situations like this. It's always "Well, this just what goes on," or "You have to understand, this is what it's like." I don't think there's a question of people not understanding that this is what goes on and this is…

While I sort of get your sentiment, I appreciate any and all genuine public shows of alliance and outrage, especially from men who aren't misogynists.

Holy shit. While I would have preferred that it didn't involve all the fat insults, that was amazing. It was so reassuring to see such an overwhelming reaction of "that is not okay" coming from the audience after the initial rape comments.