At least it might diversify the beard game a bit.

I think this is great to see. Most of America doesn't see the depth of Islam and it's followers.

I have written you a short poem:

A well wrapped saree is usually more slimming than any other clothing on pretty much everybody. Your problem might be in the drape. It might also depend on the fabric...a heavier silk fabric that falls close to your body looks more sleek than starched cotton or a number of synthetic fabrics.

4 out of 5 shoppers surveyed still prefer the Peter Sarsgaard SARS Guard.

It's accurate. I mean, you would probably make a sandwich for a bigoted relative - not lovingly, but with great resentment - but you'd still make them a sandwich.

"I wouldn't even make him one sandwich" is now my new go-to for expressing derision against another human being. Thank you.

What is it with men and whining about rejection? Do they honestly feel they are entitled to fuck anyone they want to? I've been rejected by plenty of men, you know who I don't hate as a group? MEN.

He's a little bit of Julian Assange plus a little bit of Aurora, CO shooter.

Of everything that is infuriating about this picture, that fucking off-center zipper stands atop the podium, even above his smug, hittable face.

I think a lot of the creep factor comes from him not so much being "off-brand" as "crossed with Julian Assange."

"Off-brand Alexander Skarsgard" is exactly it. Aaahhh, what is it exactly that I am finding so creepy about this dude?

It's like he's somehow doing duckface without doing duckface.

I pictured them way less attractive. Also her way more white, and him just a little less white.

He's like an off-brand Alexander Skarsgard. I wouldn't even make him one sandwich. You can see the smarmy personality in that photo. HE DESERVES NO SANDWICHES. STOP MAKING SANDWICHES AND MOVE ON!

Few things are more nerve-rattling for a young man than preparing to propose, but having been grilled regarding when I'd pop the question by Matt Lauer on "Today" brings this fear to a whole new level.

Thank you for hate-reading for me. :D

The question, as with assless chaps (to which these bear a remarkable resemblance) is why bother?

"Whats?", said I, and started Googling: