so do they massage you with food items or does your food get massaged before you eat it, a la kale salad? :) :)

There are (literally) no words.

Apt. And I think even Entertainment 720 had a better business culture than this one.

No joke. Between that and his abiding love of Ayn Rand that guy is

What the fuck is he even talking about? This just veered from standard fauxpology ("I'm sorry for the repercussions") territory to complete word salad. Ugh, I hate this guy because I do love those fucking pants, not gonna lie, but I just can't give these assholes any more of my money. This was kind of the last straw…

Stop trying to make "Lululemon Culture" happen. You make pants.

Women are experts at multi-tasking

REMEMBER LADIES, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LEAN IN.

In the land of Ooo, everyone actually is a princess.

OH GOD A LITTLE PRINCESS.

That's why I love Bubblegum. Pink princess, math genius. Boom.

I know one girl who doesn't want to be a part of this world.

The mostly black backup dancers are references to the general pop climate right now and mainly Rihanna and Miley Cyrus' image/ behavior (that a lot of other people are trying to emulate). Lily Allen doesn't usually have all black backup dancers. They're part of the satire in this case and were in all likelihood a very…

Wait what?

Doesn't he own a mirror? Oh, and "pelbow"(pointy elbow)—gross!

Bleh, he's got a total Three-head...Like, shave that hairline up a bit, buddy!

God, that elbow is so pointy! He is WAY below my standard. And does he even HAVE a knee, or does his thigh just run directly into his calf? Ugh.

Now I'm going to have seriously strange food cravings at odd times, and breakfast is going to make me horny...

My muffin penis came with blueberry balls.