Because it's late at night and I'm pissed off—my kid didn't get his speech therapy.

When I saw the title I was afraid he was making a new movie and then immediately relieved when I read on to find out he stopped making movies. Hilarious he's blaming democrats instead admitting his movies are terrible. Now if only Adam Sandler would stop making movies, the world would be a better place.

So, all we have to do to insure no more Rob Schneider movies is give everyone in the world a decent education, health care, and welfare system? It's a win-win!

a very sincere "THANKS OBAMA!!!!!"

Man, I'm rooting for Lorde to stay cool. Every now and then I cringe a little for the girl, like in the lyrics on her new album where she worries about getting old (come on, she's 16!) ...but at the same time, I can totally remember being in a similar mindset. She already seems pretty wise about fame, and her…

I'm going to click on the hash-tag #greatful and then judge all of them.

I hissed at the computer when I read that. >:(

But in the house, the only way it works is if there's a strong masculine and feminine component.

"He can barely handle me, and he's super-vanilla"

"You need to give your husband a blow job every day. He should feel like a king."

I love stories like these. I enjoying hearing of self important people being taken down a notch. Possibly comes from my years of working retail while in grad school and getting treated like a social pariah by certain customers.

I think this would have fit better.

Here's my theory as to why old people get crotchety and sometimes run down people in those motorized wheelchairs: they just don't care.

I saw two of the four episodes, and they're funny and charming but nothing like actually reading Bulgakov. I recommend reading all of his books. Everything he's ever written. Possibly best writer on the planet.

Has anyone seen Notebook of a Young Doctor (maybe the other way around, too tired to care)? I'm crazy excited and hoping I won't be brutally disappointed.

If Tom Hanks and Daniel Radcliffe appeared in the same movie together the sheer weight of the niceness might affect the gravity of the earth.

In the early 20th century we had snuff, coke, booze, and methamphetamines you could conveniently go buy at your local drug store. Hell, Coca Cola had actual cocaine and was marketed as a pick-me-up. Stirling Moss won the Mille Miglia taking meth.

Indeed half her post indicates we shouldn't mess with nature, but the second half indicates that it is vanity that is the problem - a focus on physical appearance. Getting glasses and trimming fingernails aren't vanity but functional. If you're asking why she shouldn't "live up to her beauty" her point is NOT taken,…

In Sikhism we believe that God created us all with the same privileges (both men and women). So there really is no need to 'look more feminine' and prescribe to random genderized norms.

In response to your last statement - why should she live up to your idea of beauty, particulary as she's offered a compelling reason for living up to her own?