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Please come to my house and read me to sleep/arousal every night.

He is also a total baaabe.

Old ladies I want to be when I grow up, in order of preference:

I don't understand, is looking like a small, delicious dessert a bad thing?

Right!? He's so hot I was like:

What are you saying. Food that wobbles while maintaining structural integrity is both a marvel of modern engineering and the most fun thing you will ever put in your mouth.

Ah ok, I think we might have different opinions about mental v physical states, but that's a pretty controversh argument with lots of different opinions at the mo', so that's cool.

Do you not drink coffee or take aspirin? There's nothing wrong with needing help to get to a certain internal state, as long as you're not hurting anyone.

Was anyone else physically aroused at the end of that scene? That might just be me because I was also googling pictures of David Tennant on my phone while watching GoT last night.

It's like you've been living inside my head and then wrote it down on my favourite site on the interblag.

I don't think this is medical advice, but for those of us who have healthy relationships with alcohol, and occasionally need some help to relax, booze does help from time to time.

Will Smith is true $wag.

Oh , no, Horselain, my porcelain horse!

I am suddenly deeply upset I wasn't born five years earlier.

She's not "almost", she definite IS.

Does Tilda come from nobility or something? What kind of family has oils done? I wish it were my kind of family.

Right!? You're single because you post dramatic status updates instead of actually dealing with your feelings. Ugh, I hate people like this.

The Australian ad for zero running now is so different:

You guys how are those girls SO beautiful and SO funny!? I have achieved nothing with my life. That video was well good though.