I had EehPohna, Epony, Epawhnuh, Eponyta, and Epwna.

Except that half the population is composed of retirees and students who aren’t really contributing to the economy (yet, in the case of the kids) but they aren’t dragging the economy. Especially kids, with the need for child care, studies, and clothing, not to mention that the main motivator for holiday spending is…

To be fair in politics he’s 100% right. Not when it comes to Nazis though. Because Nazis suck. Whoever is in power is the enemy to the party that opposes him and portrays him as such. The problem in my opinion is that people are too short sighted when it comes to elections. They hear complaints from people and just…

Or at least the wireless charger...

I enjoy buying digital. Me and my brother split all our purchases on the xbox one because of the ability to share games between two consoles. We even share 1 xbox live gold account. So basically every game costs $30 or so, even less when there is a sale. I think we got Titanfall 2 and another game for $30 dollars…

Actually, no. The nice thing about development on the Xbox 1 is that the same code runs on both, you just need to upgrade the graphical resources to deliver 4K textures and such, but since it is fairly easy to create a 4K compatible title they can use the extra time to provide extra polish or toggles on the Xbox 1 X…

I got my Project Scorpio Edition launch day at 11AM. Then my brother’s plain Xbox One X arrived at like 12. I preordered one from amazon and another from the microsoft store. I had preordered both just in case and my bro just paid me for the second one :)

Considering the Mafia was in part the resistance it isn’t too surprising to have had connections considering he was a prisoner of war.

I read that as a wank on a milk... I was like: “WTF? Why would you wank on milk?”

When she misbehaves take her favorite thing and put it on the top shelf. That’s what I always do

Only if your god is the God of suffering. Pizza and the Thong are the one true God’s (All praise the Pizza/Thong God) gift to man.

Maybe you should think of it as a natural escape mechanism in case of danger?

That just stems from the grand variety of people out there. There are people who get nuance, sarcasm, irony, and other complex forms of comedy and writing, then there are the people that only see the literal and can’t see past it.

Just because you asked for it: You must be fun at parties.

I’ll see your hotel and raise you a motel in South America:

It isn’t blaming 100%, just the reason why it can keep existing

It is exactly what the country needs. Do you have any idea as to how bad the education system is in the US? Lack of proper education breeds ignorance, which in turn leads to misunderstanding. Education has fallen so far over the years, and to be fair, Republicans have much to blame for it. They’re willing to give…

My Penis.

I gotta say, that judging by the url, it sounded like a good way to go...

You should fake tan less