I wanted to sneak up on the blupee and grab and shake all the rupees out of him.... sadly they didn’t give us the option. When I suggested my plan to strangle the bunny, my cousin just started laughing imagining the rabbit violently shaken as it craps out rupee after rupee.

I was literally scratching my head thinking... motion nostril? Hell there is even mini-golf trials in the game, so fuck it, there is going to be motion nostrils. But what would that be like...

Hmmm. I think you were waiting for a crazy situation to justify your swine-fever... I see right through you.

I on the other hand see something else... can’t quite place it:

At CostCo they sometimes sell car kits which include jumper cables, a tire inflater, and some common tools for $20. I got one for myself and another for my mother.

At CostCo they sometimes sell car kits which include jumper cables, a tire inflater, and some common tools for $20. …

I dunno, I liked watching this game. For the quality of the sport obviously... Definitely not the fine ladies splashing around. Bouncing around. Bouncing... Bouncing...and splashing. Oh the splashing.

They make porn parodies of everything now-a-days...

George Washington Carver, and Malcom X. But I did go to a high school that offered the IB Diploma. It is that extra effort to teach a couple more that just shows the level of our education system.

Winter has come, and it didn’t use protection...

I recommend Ecuador. You can have the joys of a foreign country, with the convenience of being able to use US dollars there...

Stop with your Alternate Facts

You KNOW the person that introduced is making this type of law because they just did it and want to make sure they don’t get in trouble for running over a homeless dude.

Actually the easiest solution I found is put everything up high. If you don’t have anywhere high you can put, install shelves. I am imagining a home composed of shelves everywhere up high, no low power outlets, and a rope course for good measure so you can get to everything that is up high.

Asperger’s syndrome. I hope it was autocorrect otherwise, that is one strange syndrome the child is suffering from ....

Then again it was an interview in 1984... so probably was just considered a joke, you know, like grabbing a lady in the nether regions is considered a joke.

Not all Americans think this way fortunately. But on the bright side, those people that don’t vaccinate more than likely are probably not desirable tourists/visitors to other countries, so we can sleep soundly that they won’t follow us on our trips abroad.

I understood the title at first glance like he was long dead and just now was being announced...

A master-masturbator, masterbator if you will...

It usually goes like this: “Rabble rabble rabble entitlements rabble rabble”