It's quite off-topic (and probably really inappropriate) of me, but GOD I love the word "hefty". I don't hear it enough nowadays. Is it very old fashioned? My mum still says it.

"Fat Girl Getting Weight Estimated"

Chubby stenographer. Chubby. Stenographer. Seriously.

she was sooo annoying on 30 rock.

I used to really like Kristen Schaal but she was easily the worst thing about the last two seasons of 30 rock. I think works best in small daily show type sequences, she really hammed it up way to much for 30 rock, which I felt should have been impossible but somehow wasn't.

When I have been tempted to make fun of a friend's goofy looking baby (she readily admits he's got the crazy eyes), I remind myself that the kid who played Neville Longbottom was supposed to be unfortunate looking. Then he grew up into this:

Seriously. The burning of the book was fucking awful. I always hated how everyone was like... just forgive her Jo! Oh, she almost drowned so that completely negates the fact she burned your most precious possession!

I don't care who they cast so long as they rectify the ending, because my 11 year old self has never gotten over Laurie marrying fucking AMY of all people. I might have been able to cope with Jo turning Laurie down, but then he marries AMY? SHE BURNED JO'S BOOK, LAURIE. SOME THINGS ARE UNFORGIVABLE.

Hands down the best part. This is a very unnecessary remake and I am going to go watch my Special Edition VHS over and over until they change their minds.

I think this is ador-a-ble!

I mean, sure, yeah, you can always find idiots on social media. Like, if Jesus came back from wherever he's been for the last 2000 years and started handing out free ponies, people on Twitter would be like, "FUCKING JEW GO WORK IN A BANK." So I don't think that the Twidiots' opinion about Miss America is very…

I hate everyone who is going to a Second Screen showing.

"If you don't want ipads around stay home."