Let’s be best friends.

YES IT’S TOTALLY FINE OK!!

I celebrate us.

Is Kardashian knowledge something we, as a people, brag about now? PLEASE GOD JUST MAKE IT STOP.

Yuck. YUCK. This guy needs a punch.

Mine are Roger & Don! Nee Sterling and Draper, but now Featherstone, too.

And if not the best, certainly my favorite thing. :) RIP SIR NICHOLAS.

I believe this is the best thing on the internet.

Did Ron Popeil make spray-on hair in orange?

Emma Stone, obvs.

So much outrage about everything these days.

Haaaaa! I was a Days gal myself, of course :)

Pick corn for chicken corn noodle soup!!! Can I come visit you??!

SERIOUSLY. It’s so infuriating.

OMG THE TORKLESONS. Did we just become best friends?? YUP. (Maybe?)

Kind of off topic, but I am feeling a little crotchety today. DUIs suck in general, but it pisses me off extra when celebrities get them. If I can afford a cab or an uber, they FOR SURE CAN. OK thanks end rant bye.

OK so I just started Lost for the very first time - is that really why they got killed off?? I’m hesitant to do much research (ie - quick random Google searches) for fear of spoilers. I was fine with Michelle Rodriguez because the girl has the acting ability of a dirty floor, but I was just starting to get mildly…

I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH. I want that goat like whoa.

Heh. “Meh-est”.