IMMEDIATELY. BYE.

I know it's silly but I've been sad about this all weekend. AND, what sad songs is she going to listen to if she can't play any Ryan Adams?? :(

I hate this "band" more than anything in this entire world. I get enraged every time I think that they make money for producing the world's worst f-cking music. I am getting mad and sweaty right now. RAGE STROKE.

Come on over! It's so beautiful here the insides of my windows are covered in frost ;) But seriously - it's a good place. We would welcome you with a hotdish and a reserved air.

WE ARE TOUGH AND ALSO CRAZY. It's in our blood.

SAME.

*Braavosi*

I think the real problem is the fact that a damn bite of a fungus is "valued" at $300. Come on.

I love both vintage and contemporary Tom Hanks, but this is unsettling.

Totally - all I could think of was when Lewis cross-examined Liv after kidnapping and torturing her. But that's TV (I keep reminding myself). Poor Ashanti :(

"...implanted in my preteen brain the importance of one day banging two hot cousins who do construction work on Martha's Vineyard, etc.."

Next time, don't wait.

OMG what is it about those damn sports movies!!? I don't even really like sports in real life, but put them on a big screen and I bawl like a child.

You guys. I am constantly embarrassed that she's from Minnesota. I PROMISE the crazies that elected her do not represent us as a state. WE VOTED FOR MONDALE IN 84 WHEN NO ONE ELSE DID.

I wouldn't even know who this person is if not for Jezebel, but I just really, really want to believe this rumor. I don't know why I'm so invested in it though - should I ask my therapist?

THERE WAS A SPIN-OFF???!

60% of the time, it works every time.

oh my godddd. green tea by Elizabeth Arden! Also Electric Youth, Luv's Baby Soft, and....Sparkling Pear from Bath & Body (RIP!!!!!).

I don't want to know anyone who doesn't live there.

The Duggars are America's favorite family? I thought it was the Kardashians! Or something called a Honey Boo-Boo? I'm confused.