Yes, it's definitely All Star and it's so so terrible.

I realize I'm ignoring the whole point of your post, but I'm pretty upset that you got a Smash Mouth song in my head.

F-ck this guy. Hire a damn driver.

All of his other horribleness aside - Alexandrew???

I thought he was from Creed. So, he still has some name recognition, just probably not in the way he would like.

Raspberries are indeed the best fruit. And am SO glad to meet a fellow watermelon hater. WTF watermelon?

I sure hope so!

BLATHERING WIG STAND!!!!! BAHAHAHAH.

I can't be-kneeve that someone got paid to write this shit.

Omg that's hilarious. We all thought we were the only ones!! Haha.

I had piles of these. Piles!!!!! I couldn't add without a calculator but I knew everything a human pre-teen could know about NKOTB.

omg a MEL HOROWITZ QUOTE! *prolonged clapping*

High five for that picture. Damnit I loved those books.

English spelling....four letters. German - no idea :)

Got it!! :) I thought maybe it was Canadian. I don't know. I had a pager, so clearly don't have a leg to stand on.

What's a bag phone??

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"but far be it from me to limit anyone's self-identity" - OK....sure. But it's cool it to write snotty "reviews" of our favorite movies?

awhoo-oooh.

[For some reason, I imagine her period showing up haggard at her door with a red hobo bindle and a several days old beard, exhausted but humbly apologetic. You're home! she says, throwing her arms around his filthy neck. Period can only cry with gratitude and relief.]