I am slowly turning into a boxing fan. Rock on Nolan.

I wouldn't put it past them to just throw some random teams (VCU, UAB) in there as a "Blow me" to Lunardi's yearlong ruining of the surprise and mystique of the selection process. Probably because that's exactly what I would do.

SPORTS IN DUAN?

Jay Wright you are a damned fool for not having Corey Fisher on the floor in a do or die situation.

I am #4 - low blow, Sharting.

I get it. I use the word a couple times, months apart, and suddenly I'm enamored. and the fact that I'm a few years younger somehow makes me inferior. Sure. But because I have a different opinion I'm somehow wrong?

Heh, guess I won't get off easy.

On Top of the World DUAN

WALL-E. God was that movie unwatchably terrible. And then everyone talks about how artistic it was - but it's nothing more than a cliche love story.

Eh, I gotta go with "Layla". It's impossible to switch songs at the piano transition when sprinting.

He gave a touching eulogy.

DNF basically sums up my last sexual encounter.

Way to start off the night. +1.

Very bottom of the page, under the Deadspin logo.

The the mere act of me or Vargas messaging you can...oh my...

The Enemy's gate is Down.

They can't help it, they're just Hungry.

It's obviously not gonna be Tiger.

College is gonna be so great. I'm gonna work out all day, grow a sick beard, and hang out with my bros all day every day.

F1, M1, K1: Emma Carmichael, Katie Bakes, Drew Magary. Go.