I present to you, the one, the only, UweBollocks in his natural habitat.

"I didn't know what AP meant actually. In the AP in Associated Press, I didn't know what that meant."

@Britt_Pollack: Breed's Hill would like to remind everyone that it, not Bunker Hill, was where the battle was fought.

@Britt_Pollack: Well, he can elongate himself at will, so it's kind of cheating.

@Fendi Hotdogbun: Paging FavreFAIL.

Hipster DUAN

NOT ONE DIME BACK.

@Nothing Can Kill the Grimace...: I've got a fiver on finding out you were adopted.

@Spaceman Spiff: His salary should be off the books in 8 months. Forever.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Memento, The Prestige, Red Dead Redemption, and Men with Balls

@Britt_Pollack: That's tough but fair.

@Britt_Pollack: What concert?

@Sheed's Bald Spot: As an Angels fan, shouldn't it be *CARCRASH*?

Of course Petchesky wouldn't want to pay him.

@Phintastic: Please enlighten us, the unstarred rabble.

On the 2 week anniversary of the Life and Death of SirTruthington, and the relation to the topic, I am obligated to post this.

@Britt_Pollack: I might have read your joke if I wasn't so distracted by the iStock watermark. Find a non watermarked image next time, eh?

Port-A-Potty sex. The epitome of Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

@WTFisJuice: Apparently this pose is great for lying to America.

@JohnnyDrinky: LOST. Chuck if you're a little bit geeky, which I'm guessing is yes if you're here.