@Sterling Archer: Desktop, Dell inspiron

@paheadband10: hmm, im a 360 guy myself. You weren't furiously distracted by the Avatar guy's thick Australian accent playing an American agent?

@Always Winning: And if it's a guy?

@ihaveprettypete: That's gold.

@Prick Top: He's like methuselah compared to me

@Lionel Osbourne: So I'm currently going to show up drunk, wearing goggles, a hat, blindfold, gloves, and half naked. Keep em coming.

@paheadband10: I'm a wager match animal, and the removal of commando/dual models gives the edge to BLOPS multiplayer. Campaign was awful though.

DRIVING DUAN

@Red Ned: Cut his ACL. Quick pain, lasting agony.

@Donté Stallworth Driving School: I think he'll take the Browns to the Super Bowl

@WashingtonForeskins: Kal-el Cage will never be well adjusted.

@See you suckers later: I'd be wary of any drink with piss in the name.

@BiggiosGrit: Yeah, wasn't expecting him to take a pay cut either.

Tech DUAN

@Gary Oakland Athletics: Comments have a 2.5 Acronym limit, pal.

@UweBollocks:

@ReverseApeChemist: Cheap Hookers

@gulag: I raise you this.

@UweBollocks: I call this the Walker, Texas Ranger phenomenon

@CBronsonSmile: Surely this wont be the sole reason for Pats victory.