I’m sorry, it’s no true mascot battle without Greenman.

Why all the kink shame Dan? What did furries do to you?

Dan, when you say “someone” was satisfied, we all know you’re talking about yourself.

Gritty snapping to the Phanatic at the Link feels like the prophesy once foretold by Vince Young has come to pass.

Shitty family... his brother killed a cop in a 1996 hit-and-run then almost killed more people trying to drive away from cops after a minor accident in 2006.

A family friend told me when I was about 21 that you can have it all but you can’t have it all at the same time and I’ve never forgotten that. It’s so true, especially if your version of “it all” is career and family.

My middle school guidance counselor said I’d never finish high school because I didn't have great grades. Not only did I finish high school AND college, but I have a graduate degree with work experience in all three branches of the federal government. I went ballistic when she and another teacher who bullied me tried…

They are obviously shopping for a doctor that will say there is something wrong with Fultz’s shoulder because weirdly his value will increase if he has a fucked up shoulder.

“Fultz’s teammates are increasingly concerned about his overall well-being beyond his struggles on the court.”

There’s actually another, even more craven meaningless game on Saturday. Iowa State, which had a game cancelled due to lightning at the beginning of the year, will play Drake University, an in-state “rival” that does not give athletic scholarships for football.

doing CPR is great but what worries me is that the ref just straightens his neck out immediately.  No regard to his spine and could’ve made matters worse.

“The video above, which you should know beforehand is a little tough to watch,”

I’m glad in the second close-up it seemed like he was administering CPR and doing all the right things.  In the first close-up after he goes down, it just looks like the time-honored treatment of “30 guys frantically grabbing at an unconscious man with a neck injury.”

This person lost all credibility the moment they said Dwight was 6'11".

Am I the only one who thinks this is Dwight in a wig, just trying to create some buzz for himself?

I had the same thought. If Dwight actually came out because of this and then said something about how difficult it has been for him, I’d instantly reframe all of his past behavior and start rooting for him.

On a sadder note, what if this whole story is true and he’s actually gotten a reputation for being a horrible teammate just because people didn’t approve of his sexuality? That’d be extremely shitty.

There’s good reason not to cover this one. Elije is a known scammer.

This is kind of a strange blog post. SHOULD NBA writers be writing about this story? Should Deadspin? This seems to be evading any difficult journalistic questions posed by the story, just kind of noting a bunch of stuff that’s happened (and will surely get lots of clicks) without taking any stand on whether the…

Surely this can’t come as a surprise to Deadspin, which has quite a bit of experience with ignoring allegations against men named Howard.