God, if you can hear me, look - I don’t ask for much, please please please let Garoppolo beat Brady in a super bowl.

I very much accept this theory. (One Pats beat guy DM’d me to offer the same theory.)

I’m very with you on this take. A lot of media people are very hot and bothered over Jimmy and we just need to chill for a minute.

Also, let’s roll it back a bit on young Jimmy, eh? He looks great and he’s gonna get franchise tagged at the minimum, but it’s only been 7 starts. He could be the next Nick Foles for all we know.

I feel like Gerald Green has had a bunch of these moments in his career where everything clicks and he looks like a helpful contributor on a good team, but it doesn’t last into the next season for some reason.

Alternative take: He was just going over to deliver a finishing blow in case it wasn’t all that serious.

Gruden would be better off spending the rest of his working life at ESPN. His stature has risen over the years, despite his stats. Everyone wants him to coach, but as the years go by, they forget how average he was. This job will ruin the unearned holy status he’s held dear. Every year he spends not coaching increases…

Remember Bills fans — take the chokeslam through the table on your upper back and shoulders.

It wasn’t it wasn’t just the longest playoff drought in the NFL, it was the longest playoff drought in all four major American sports

I’m definitely not scream-crying at work. YOU’RE scream-crying at work.

Please let there be some good in this world. Warner and Eisen can’t be part of this nonsense.

He’s banned because it’s classified. That’s pretty standard. If you have a security clearance, you’re banned from talking about what you know outside of cleared facilities (with cleared people).

My grandfather never talked about WWII. When he was dying, and on morphine, he started talking about it in grisly and horrifying detail. I hope your father lives 100 more years, but ask him whenever they day comes that he’s on hospice. Report back.

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.

Forget about that: LT would be a heartbreaker for me, Marshall Faulks knocking out kids like a PEZ dispenser and this guy and his wife struggled for years to conceive. You know it’s bad when Irvin and Sanders are the ones on the up and up.

Well, look, I’m a dopey white guy from Canada so I’m nobody’s idea of an authority of how to identify and address racism or larger societal issues. I guess I’d say that rather than thinking of a particular number of categories things fit into I tend to think about it as a spectrum where we can look at each individual…

I feel like there’s two questions there. One being about “racist” and one being about “wrong”. Because I feel like i probably could have always told you it was racist as an adult(Spike Lee’s Bamboozled came out before I was a legal adult) but I also could have told you that we lived(and maybe still live)in a culture…

Is it really crazy to expect a sort of rudimentary understanding of American cultural values when you’re trying to dress up like specific American athletes of a specific time period?

Kid averaged 26 ppg at Kansas State and was seen as good as Kevin Durant....the Knicks basically have a #2 draft pick with absurd talent/potential and paid pennies for him.

I really want to hear Michael Beasley’s thoughts on 9-11. But only after we’re both stoned out of our minds.