MidwestCoastBias
MidwestCoastBias
MidwestCoastBias

I know exactly what you mean when you say this. Your thoughts are easily and perfectly replicated in my mind, both because of their relative simplicity and my superior imaginative talents. Everything you have ever felt about this, I am able to reconstruct.

“And if you gaze too long into D-Rose’s post-2011 career, D-Rose’s post-2011 career also gazes into you.”

Reporter: “LeBron, any thoughts on life?”

It would appear that quite a few people have completely misinterpreted what you’re getting at here. I enjoyed it and am decidedly with LeBron on this. You can offer comfort and support, but you can never truly know what it is like to be another person and be inside their head. Or if anyone else is truly conscious for

Cool man, you’re welcome.

I can’t disagree with this hot take more.

He also has never had a major career-altering/threatening injury. And even if you were one of the players who did suffer through such an injury, it’s impossible to know what it’s like to be Derrick Rose, someone so talented that a CBA exception was carved out to recognize your outsized contributions relative to

I think one of the most insensitive things you can say to a person is: “I know exactly what you are going through.” So, I support Lebron in this take.

Host: And now we have Cooper from Jacksonville, how’s it going Cooper?

“Where is the loyalty?”

Here in Gainesville it’s always the “I don’t want to get too down on these players because after all they are still kids” opener, before getting reallllly down on those players, because fuck them for not making Cletus feel good about himself.

it’s important to note every hateful son of a bitch calling a radio show down here begins it the same way. regardless of how hateful the rant may be, it always begins with “hey how ya’ll doing tonight? good good me too...hey i just have a couple of words for...”

Loved this movie but I am a middle-aged white guy who likes Judd Apatow movies. This movie is white cheddar with mayonnaise on white bread.

 

Shout out Emma for being the funniest person at the Deadspin awards despite total stage time of like 45 seconds.

As a lapsed Jets fan I can honestly say I’m over this. I’m perfectly happy. I can now look back at the video and laugh... (watches video) Oh god nothing matters anymore!

Our athletes are our priority.

For me, the buttfumble is something that created a great bonding moment in my family.

Thing worth noting: the US Olympic Committee has been on the various sports associations to become SafeSport compliant for years (since at least 2012) with the threat of being defunded if they don’t comply. Why the hell is USA Gymnastics only starting it’s SafeSport policy NOW?

In fairness, there is at least a rumor that switching to Peterman was not his call. If that’s the case, it’s hard to fault him too much (you simply fault his lack of backbone, but most in his situation would have done the same thing).