Delly is so fucking overrated. Cleveland loves a white guy.

I’m so thankful to women like Zendaya who are normalising fake hair. I’m a white woman who wears a lace front wig due to severe trichlomania. It’s seriously amazingly how fascinated non-wig wearers are when they find out about it, and I think most of the white women I know would secretly love to wear a bunch of…

What if I just came out to myself?

Which is at best a half-truth.

As a straight white fellow, it definitely pushed the stereotype that I’m a slovenly half-wit whose only exercise comes from scratching himself with Cool Ranch caked fingers.

As medical technology advances, so will how early a fetus can be made viable. In all likelihood, women will eventually become unnecessary as incubators.

Sending 3 on almost half of the defensive plays is a huge change in the way Butler and LeBeau have called defense, not sure what you and your dad are talking about.

KD, all the damn time. Best one.

And now she’ll want a pair of new shoes. Sigh. Women...

I’ll miss it, if only because I was allowed to participate in the comments section at XO. I’ve been here since well before Kinja debuted, and I was an approved commenter then. In April I’ll be celebrating 4 years in the grays. Maybe I’ll bake a cake! /kicks rocks

I think it’s worth to also point out that xojane was filled with some memorable shit. Michelle Tea’s essay series? It wasn’t all bad.

Not until Joe Montana had QB’d his way to a third Super Bowl victory did my father concede that Johnny U had been dethroned as the all-time best in his eyes. After he tied Bradshaw and Montana with 4 rings, I was grudgingly forced to acknowledge Brady as having replaced Joe as the new all time King of the QB’s (with…

As a fan, I’ve now watched the Steelers get their asses kicked in my parent’s living room 3 times in the conference championship game (2001, 2004, 2016). I even went home to watch this one with my dad.

To crush his coaching staff, to see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

The roster is even shallower, in James’s view, than last year’s. But it’s not exactly clear what can be done about that, when the salary-cap exceeding Cavs must pay James, Kyrie Irving, and Kevin Love, while suffering injury misfortune with roster staples—J.R. Smith’s thumb might be hurt for months—and role…

It felt special being one of the 1.5 million lucky enough to see this in person

I’m sure I couldn’t list the members of my family if someone asked me to list them on camera while yelling at me.

Yeah, if you gave me all the time in the world, I could probably do it, but in 60 seconds? Here goes:

I was interviewing for a job at a department store when I was in high school. The manager asked me to tell her a little about myself. All I could come up with was that I was a junior in high school. And then I completely blanked. I couldn’t remember one more goddamn fact about MYSELF.

Key might have heard Gay, but translated it to LBGT, which seems to be more common now and doesn’t lead people to make embarrassing or unnecessarily hurtful comments about transitioning individuals.