What the hell is this bad take? Sam Bowie was a bad pick because there were great players still on the board in that draft, and one of them turned out to be the best player ever. But Bowie wasn’t a bust - he played in the league for a decade and during the prime of his career he played 30+ minutes a game and averaged…

Bowie actually had some productive years with the Nets and Blazers. He definitely didn’t achieve No. 2 overall pick value (mostly due to injury) but I wouldn’t call him a complete bust.

But wasn’t Bowie just one of those injury stories?

Excuse me, I forget that some people had Junior high in a completely separate building. I’ll just go cut my tongue out for this mistake

Then why the hell were you spending so much time in the Bathroom...?

I was a teenager, I barely washed myself, let alone my possessions.

Since you’re trolling up and down this thread, hey TomatoFace.

Is that picture real or photoshopped? I know Eli is more than ten times the athlete I ever was, but our bodies look about the same.

Eli: “Odell, why wasn’t I invited to party with you guys?”

Yeah, he was probably off somewhere spending time with his family.

Yeah, that is my point though. In an actual point of confrontation like this, there is no time for your brain to go “OK, Sidestep then Fishtail!”

BUT having said that, the idea behind martial arts is that you ingrain the movements into your natural reactions and can implement them as needed. A **Very** advanced…

Ha, reminds me of the time I was trying to break up a stupid bar fight. Got the guys separated but one dude was still acting crazy, so crazy in fact he punched the goddamned wall. I proceeded to step right up to his face like a total badass, and just calmly said, “Boards don’t hit back.”

I’m not stopped from thinking this is staged.

That’s from Titanic: The Micheal Bay Cut?

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

The ‘Godzilla Theory’ still holds water with me.

But what about the additives to make the coal smoke act as a mind control agent? At what temperature do those burn?

Ship fuel can’t melt steel hulls.

my favorite part is how he did it all with a cig t’ed up in his mouth.

He doesn’t really talk about the games either.