Yeah this headline is weird; Arizona did indeed win after Hauschka missed the XP, but that just meant that Seattle lost 34-31 instead of 34-32.

somewhere in his life, my partner obtained one of those speedo-mankini-things in the classic red-with-white-fur “santa” theme. i had no idea it existed and when we emptied out a storage unit recently, he put it on as a joke and chased me around while i yelled at him that if he ever wanted to have sex with me again it…

In typical Phil Jackson style his response was to buy Kiyan music lessons so someone in the house could “learn to play the fucking triangle.”

“Is it okay if we practice some defense now, Dad?”

It’s amazing what you can do when you are completely unbound by truth or morals, but then you would have known that if you weren’t a raging alcoholic and chronic masturbator.

Both sides have a lot of work to do, you guys. Both the president elect of the United States of America, and a person who made a comment on a blog.

That’s a two-way street, and I can’t see why anyone on this flight would respect Matthew Lasner after making it all about him. It’s certainly fine if, at a public appearance or political event, you shout whatever you want to Ivanka. But she’s just trying to catch a flight. Also, announcing this great thing you’re…

What a dumb thing to say. I don’t have to be quiet in a movie theater until everyone in the theater has earned my respect? No. Respect does not need to earned prior to acting civilized.

No, says person who believes screaming at any woman when she’s with her three young children is way the fuck over the line.

Right. The actual answer is that probably plans fell through at the last moment and she needed to travel as quickly as possible and because it’s the holiday, first/business class was already booked up, so they got five tickets for coach.

The only thing Mr. Lasner’s husband achieved was pissing off every other passenger. I wasn’t even on the flight and I’m pissed off. Just because some a-hole Trump chump got into a tirade on a Delta flight doesn’t mean it’s accepted practice. In fact, I’d argue to the contrary. There are better ways of making your…

Can confirm Sun Chips were provided for the reporters. Mike Allen took two bags the son of a bitch.

It’s wierd how all of the “F*ck yeah, Murica!” people are now pro-russia and pro-hitler.

I cried this morning at work when I read that she had been evacuated. Then I went into the bathroom and sobbed in the stall because yesterday a tv journalist reported on a 5 year old child in Syria who was in surgery WITHOUT ANAESTHESIA. He was reciting verses of the Quran out loud to withstand the pain.

Where are all those Russian-apologist commenters who were saying she was a false flag? You fuckers should be ashamed of yourself. Assad and Putin have committed mass murder.

Philly is mid-market now?

For a start, don’t trade your way to 12 second-round picks (yes, literally 12) to be used over the three years of tanking. Especially if not a single one of them manages to even be on the league’s worst roster when you ostensibly start trying to compete again, as is the case.

It’d also probably be a good idea not to…

The idea that the Sixers could win with a different lineup and are intentionally choosing not to ever play what they know is their best lineup so they keep losing, even after Hinkie’s firing, is the kind of delusional that could only come from a Sixers fan.

“Oh man, one of our players could actually be good, and if we…

I can’t find it anywhere, but there was a satirical “Tim Duncan career highlights” article that had something like “Sets the most technically flawless pindown screen of his career to free Matt Bonner for a corner 3 to make the score 67-62 with 5:03 remaining in the 3rd quarter of a February game vs the Washington…

Fortunately Duncan always responded to the carrot cake and Pop never had to employ the stick cake.