Can we start a Change.org petition for Jason Bateman to quit making crappy “comedy” films and go back to playing Michael Bluth full-time?

Mmm he’s still going to supply my affordable pantsuits. Let me know when he intentionally runs down a dog or something

Can we also give major side-eye to the goalie who, first, fell on his ass trying to pick up the ball, and second, stood there waving for a whistle instead of trying to chase the guy down? 

We know your game; when those small channels hit it big, you’d stop following them!

Non-Soccer Player Here: Does that goal keeper have a right to be pissed off? He mishandled the ball, let it get taken away and then he’s the one yelling at teammates when another defender cleared it. Is there supposed to be another defender there, like a catcher backing up a throw to first base, in case he fucks up?

Nah, the true hero is that goalkeeper who f’ed up yet tried to blame the whole thing on his defenders.

Looks like the defender got all his angles right.

The floor of the NYSE has not looked like that in years. Please use a relevant picture if you fancy yourself some sort of markets authority for this site. Or better yet, maybe take a trip down there so you can at least a learn a thing or two about what you’re talking about.

not to mention he has been predicting a market crash for YEARS now.

everyone knows there is only one way to influence markets

VIX is down significantly since the election.

Predicting trends in market niches and individual industries, especially over shorter terms than an entire year, is easier and that’s where you make your money. Predicting the larger market is just reading tea leaves because there are so many different variables that no one can really know where they’re all going.

kinda like the idiot fans/sportswriters who love to say “this team will never win a championship with X as the coach!”

Always follow the Orange Juice.

“If anyone can get me a job as a Wall Street strategist please let me know.”

How dare you assume I have not suggested this in every board meeting?

Because I’m doing it wrong

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

I feel special!

No but seriously. Us O’s fans hate him. We will gladly take the “blame” (credit?) for this.