What the hell movie did Cruise think this was; Valkyrie???

You know, I don’t hate the idea of a Universal Dark Universe and bringing back these old titles that made them as a studio. I just wish that they really took advantage of the opportunity and made truly contemporary versions of these classics. Tap into the original themes and give them to directors who thrive on small…

As is Leah Remini!

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve got my fair share of action figures and little statuettes (most of which were purchases with my wife because she digs comic book chicks too), but they’ve been long since packed away cause stuff like that and a roaming nearing-three year old does not mix. There is such a thing as way too much…

Somewhere, Nicole Kidman is reading this and cackling.

Found the rapey Trump supporter.

Wait, so his mom got married, lost her governor daddy’s famous last name, and then named her son “Dalton” just to eternally remind everyone her boy comes from an “important family?”

$10,000 bond for a rape charge? Fuck this guy and fuck this whole system. If he were any other color, we all know how insanely high that price tag would be. And if he even spends a month in jail, I’d be really surprised.

It is truly maddening how much energy women have to put into cradling men’s egos. Instead of saying “no” when we are uncomfortable and risking an escalation to violence, we have to come up with clever excuses so he doesn’t interpret it as a reflection of himself. It’s the environment, not that you’re an asshole. It’s…

I hope Baril’s dad can still enjoy his steak!

“If she didn’t want to have sex with him, then why was she taking tequila shots and why did she go home with him? Do we even know what she was wearing? Surely we’re not going to ruin this fine young man’s life over 20 minutes of action, are we?”

“I’m sorry if I got overly excited.” 

Pray tell, what exactly is a Brazilian Blowout? I’ve seen ads for it at the hair salon I go to, but being a dude I can’t say they’ve asked me if I want one. I suppose there’s the Google, but might as well ask an expert.

I was just going to comment “that hair, tho.....” What’s she use? Mayonnaise? Virgin blood? The tears of conservatives?

Yeah, her hair is gorgeous, but done professionally. My natural hair (which I’ve almost completely grown out to shoulder length with un-bleached growth, after 3-4 years as a platinum blonde) (and last night I had a dream that I foolishly bleached this mop which only grows 6" every year, again. *Gasp!* The horror!), my…

Oh one other thing: you will feel like a giant greaseball the day they do it. Your hair will feel heavy and gross, but if you can stand it, avoid showering until at least the next day. After the first shampoo... your hair becomes magic.

I’d only do the actual Brazilian Blowout (TM).... My experience is anything else isn’t quite as good. It will make your hair TOO straight or will not last as long as it should.

I’m not sure of your hair texture so take this with a grain of salt, but I love coconut oil treatments. Just scoop some out and work it in with your hands or a brush and let it sit on your hair, then wash with a clarifying shampoo and a good conditioner. It’s made my hair super shiny and a lot softer.

sa, lute!

Moments like these, when the universe somehow conspires to put some homophobic, transphobic jackwagon in the right place to be crushed by a strong, beautiful trans woman like Danica Roem, almost makes me want to believe that there is a purpose or pattern behind all of the painful, random shit that makes up existence.