None of the other blue guys seem very interested in helping him out, so either they know he can't be caught, or they're tired of his shit.

Since I'm too lazy to read 20 comments, I'm going to assume I'm the first to suggest this video should be set to Benny Hill music.

I will say this: It's better than Fifty Shades of Grey.

Bloody nose and lip pulling up my own bra strap. My hand slipped and I punched myself.

Sharpie dicks are the new stigmata.

Wait, the dog is named Jill? How the fuck did the dog get the normal name?

That also explains why the dog is letting the kid do that without a fuss.

for the one and only time, I am Team Palin.

I got that from the U. of Phoenix. Every time they spammed my newsfeed with ads, I would post a link to articles showing that they have the highest default rate of any college in the U.S. If you can, you should do this too!

You are this year's winner of the smew Medal of Freedom. And the year is only 3 days old!!

1. The dog decides he's had enough or is hurting for some reason and bites the kid.

I just keep thinking "poor dog" for having to crushed like that AND for having to live with the Palins.

As a service dog, the dog is trained to not respond/react to sudden, jerky movements or potentially uncomfortable situations.

The Puppy Jake Foundation needs to demand the dog back.

Thank you for your good work.

She's a tea partier, to her, anyone who works service has signed up for being stepped on.

RIGHT? It's a "lazy SERVICE DOG." BRB need to go drink all the wine and unfuck my mind.

Wait, WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK?!