According to the TMZ report, the arrest happened in NYC. So whats the logic in thinking Penn Hills would have any info on it? Weak attempt at blowing a hole in an already weak story.

"Here was a large, unkempt, suspicious-looking man, threatening to make lists about my kids, then break into my house tonight with a 'delivery'. I acted on instinct."

This is definitely super creepy but it's also pretty brilliant. It brings some humor to something that isn't typically very exciting.

People get tattoos for their own pleasure. It's not an invitation for you to judge or touch us.

I have tattoos and a small-ish child, so I get all the people who are offended by my slut-ink ON MY SON'S BEHALF— grr. I invariably ask them whether or not they've considered the possibility that I might be equally disgusted with their life choices. End of conversation. :/

THANK you.

Here you go!

In what world, honestly, is, say, a salad not better than a chicken nugget? Please outline this for me. Is it that chicken nuggets have more vitamins and minerals? Or is the fat in which a nugget is fried? Perhaps you are comparing sodium content levels? Oh, I know! It must be that the chickens in question lived…

Where's his cane? With hidden sword inside so he can slay the bad guys and look dapper at the same time.

...Does anyone else think that a fake snake wearing a hat would make an interesting addition to a person-sized hat?

It's threads like this that make me want to quit commenting here. Attacks for acknowledging your privilege, but not doing it exactly right...gah.

I've probably been giving them too much attention, but you know, I try to acknowledge my shit when it stinks.

This argument (are you arguing? I don't even know) is so weird to me. I do my best to be the change I'd like to see. I actually do get a veggie basket from a CSA that I happen to know treats their workers well. But sometimes, I also buy a bag of precut broccoli, because, fuck it, I worked ten hours and then went to…

Eh, I buy mostly organic, yeah. It's pretty far from fast food. It's not perfect, but hell, none of us get out of here alive.

Why not go inside and fix it where it's warmer?

"...if you need to replace the slider because it's not closing the teeth right, then you need to replace the slider." This bit amused me.