Marzipan belongs with fondant. In hell.

Couldn’t agree more! We met working for a design firm where he designed toys and I designed packaging. There was licensed crap (especially candy) that made me feel like a total jerk for trying to design it to be appealing to kids. I had to quit.

I know!! WTVERYFUCK?! How is this even possible? What kind of commissioner would assign this ridiculous bond? Another rapist? This makes me SICK.

I know. Me too. I think it’s self preservation.

I know! There was an in between time when he still collected but I couldn’t find anything decent. We look at the crap all the time and comment on the quality. My husband also has done a few side projects and one was a figure line - dealing with China was impossible. Everything we got back was crap. No more toys! We o…

I was waiting for this article to hit Jez. I can’t stomach a hung jury - convict this animal and put him away!

Exactly! 3 kids later and priorities and interests change. We are both artists and need our creative time and if I lose him in Target I know he’s in the toy section. He just doesn’t buy the stuff anymore.

Omg!!! This made me seriously lol. About the third time I was at my now husband’s apartment I opened a closet door and found exactly what we should call an “over abundance” of action figures “MIB”. I just stared in disbelief. It was definitely something that shook me but I married him anyway and we’ve been married for…

These fucking assholes bailed him out. This is exactly why he feels like he can “take” whatever he wants.

Sure! It also makes your hair super shiny. I have taken like a year break from the treatment to try and make friends with my natural texture but I’m kind of missing it!

I REALLY hope so.

True!! But just ask them to do less flat iron passes.

Okay this might be part of your issue. Wella charm isn’t a professional product and contains chemicals that can do damage. It’s definitely better than drug store color (this shit is total garbage and the activator is always 40) We can actually run our fingers through your hair and tell them n one second if you have…

Totally ripped you off!! A gloss costs us about $5! They are amazing and I try to talk all of my colors clients into adding it but $45 makes me want to punch your stylist in the face.

Totally correct here! Keratin treatment is NOT the same!!

The thing about oils is that a lot of people apply them at the wrong time. Oil should only be applied AFTER your style you hair unless you have extremely course hair.

It’s a chemical treatment to smooth and slightly relax texture. The Brazilian Blowoit does contain a percentage (the exact amount is debatable) of formaldehyde. But so do a lot of cosmetics. Your hair is washed in a special shampoo, then the treatment is applied and your hair is dried and flat ironed - the more passes…

Yes, I’m okay now! It was a difficult recovery but I made it! One foot in front of the other.

Yeah, that happened to me too. I’m sorry .

Listen, whatever works! Us people with empathy and feelings (snowflakes) have to survive to make it right. However we do that is okay, just survive! That’s my thought anyway...