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Did you blow through the Red light while gawking at ladies leaving the ferry terminal? That's a common occurrence.

As far as I know the Mayors of West New York and Weehawken (The two towns the race track covers) are fully on board with the race plan, as are the town councils and Governor Christie. My guess is Infiniti/RedBull called up the Mayors and said: "Hey, we need some cops to escort our guys on the track - they're going to

Because this was an "approved" use of police escorts, whereas the Turnpike runes were not. Legal? Yes. Both stupid (and awesome)? Yes.

THAT'S HOW I DRIVE HOME FROM HOBOKEN.

Talk about living your life a 1/4 mile at a time!

What's the #1 car in theeeee worlddddd that you want to dragon?

What, exactly, don't I get? Not every car is raced, not every car is tuned, stop obsessing over numbers.

When in doubt, flat out.

I'm pretty sure that adrenaline, boners, and wetness are tangible. These feelings and emotions can be generated by purity in performance. Therefore, bang for your buck directly relates to driving purity.

Wait, how is driving purity not part of sports car performance?

YEAH BRO, I'LL BRING THE DRINKS.

The "attraction to the car" is that it's one of, if not the best "pure sports cars" money can buy. Hence, bang for your buck. People don't buy new cars to immediately "tune" them.

BRO

The orange ones

Of what? They will be great cars. That has nothing to do with the fan boys that think these cars are the greatest bang-for-your-buck-oh-my-god-I-am-a-racecar-driver-and-this-is-my-daily-driver segment.

"Some 2013 Scion FR-S vehicles may exhibit a condition where body panel fitting may not meet customer expectations."