Some GoogleFu makes me suspect he deleted his facebook and his twitter...hmmm...

herp.

I recommend Road House. It's a surprisingly good movie featuring Patrick Swayze.

Damn, Lindsay Lohan is not aging well.

Goodnight, sweet prince.

Neat.

How did that turn out for you?

Motor Trend forums. Who knew?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, HERETIC!

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Roadhead

HOLY SHIT THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

Spiegel D. Hernandez Esq., III

#1, without a doubt is Kourosh Mansory:

*ahem*

The fact that he makes everyone butthurt continues to drive traffic to Gizmodo. Whether you agree with him or not, he creates a shit ton of content for Gizmodo and gets people talking. Viral doesn't mean good - viral means traffic, lots and lots of traffic.

Thanks to all of your butthurt replies this thread will ALWAYS be the featured comment on the article. Great work!

LOL WTF AM I HOLDING!?

No, that's a cream. I didn't understand what you meant by this though: "This is just all kinds of stupid first Ram and now this, you idiots haven't you any common sense or learned from history? "

The article wherein Matt Hardigree channels his inner Jstas.